Back.

Eurovision is in a week so reminder to not watch or support it in anyway with the fact that Israel is still in the competition 

hell yeah now i know what to do

Baby pelican👎

this thing sucks 👎

This is the dream, tho?

this is what fantasy scholars are irl

born in the usa as an album is so funny. every single song is like im down on my luck. my hometown sucks. i hate the police. im going to prison. and people will see the flag on the cover and hear him shout "i was born in the usa" and be like yeah this is patriotic

You just don't get commentary like this anywhere else

I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

I thought this was just a post about what month was coming up.

It's gonna be may, but it's already an economic crisis.

Smiles at you grinfully and pulls the lever that does something pleasant >:)

[Extremely loud warning siren as a huge industrial machine tucks me cozy in bed]

NO MORE HD we need to make movies blurrier. 

goalie should be allowed to trip people i think. if someone’s in their paint they might get nervous like a stray animal and act out. that’s okay. they should be allowed to do that