Local Body Horror Expert

Watterson pulled no punches

saw a pic of a maria martinez vase on the dash and had to physically hold myself back from reblogging it to tell everyone abt her burnishing technique

that's not even glaze do you understand that's not glaze that's burnished slip!! she was just that fucking good!! some of the most beautiful pottery on earth imho

Martinez is from San Ildefonso Pueblo in northern New Mexico.

i made some delightful creatures

THAT IS HER HOUSE

finally posting my surface design project! we had to make 5 different designs for varying objects that all fit the same theme

here are my preliminary sketches and the final clock hanging in my school :3

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

new experiment i did

try my expirement!

It is... Mouse Time

Eyes barely open mouse

Fat fuck mouse

Just kidding she's fluffy and squishy

This is called a PEW mouse

I'm not even joking, she's a pink eyed white

Ready for liftoff with dem ears

This is her sister by the way

Absolutely not informed it was about to be mouse time

Ready to be a diva tho

Ok last mouse

Shy girl would like to request only one thing

Please have Good Night

The mice love you very much and send their best little whisker kisses your way.

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that

recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts

DYKE!

finished up the wet work on this dog! 🐶💤

looking to adopt a lion? this guy will be going up @ noon central this saturday 3/30!

shop link :3c

Audrey Benjaminsen

im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

@todaysbird

Everyone else when they’re undercover during a con: *just standing around* *miming the actions of the job they’re supposed to be doing* “What supervisor, there’s a very valid reason I’m not doing my job, I, uh……”

Eliot freaking Spencer: Guys stop the crime for a minute I have to go deliver these pizzas. I have to plate 300 hors-d'œuvres by 7:00. Get out of my way I have to go build a house with my bare hands.