the exactness of me

tbh can’t wait until women collectively just snap

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

DYING

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

this added 5 years to my life

this watered my crops and helped them to evolve to produce a higher yield 

Bless them.

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”

The Magicians + text posts (5/?)

Yep, that’s exactly how if feels, especially this year.

Be the hero this year took from you

i figured out what is missing from my life

sagittarius season

You know what? No. you don’t get to post something like this without an explanation. Who is this man-horse. Why did he miss the train. How will he feed those cakes to his family now

whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant

are you sure about the ant part

yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking about

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