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From the skype call: 

“I chug holy water to wash my soul of its sins.”

“How does that wash away your sins?”

holy shit.

okay but, you just pointed out that you started it. so, you basically attacked me for no reason, with no provocation. i haven’t talked to you once before this moment, and you choose your very first interaction with me to say i’m not funny.

so, to quote you, what the hell were you expecting? for me to make a nice comment about how i’m not funny? you’re not doing it because you want to laugh with me. don’t pretend that you are. you kept pushing me and pushing me and then getting so surprised when i actually decide to lash out back at you.

if you didn’t want to start shit, then don’t start shit. it’s almost like a tautological concept.

Okay, except I didn’t ever pretend I was. You’re the one who made the comment about me being able to take a joke. My statement wasn’t a joke.

Perhaps maybe I’m annoyed at all you Smiley Trashbags constantly getting on me and I wanted to beat you to the punch this time. Is that really so unusual?

Also, I thought you were supposed to be the ‘chill’ one. Whoops! My mistake.

man, you are just determined to drag this out. it’s almost like you have nothing better to do.

it’s almost like you aren’t even paying attention to what i’m saying and just keep talking and talking and talking to keep your mind off of something. but, i wouldn’t know anything about that. i wouldn’t know about projecting dumb problems and issues on people you’ve never spoken too before, assuming things of them the first time they see them because they remind you of someone else.

i’m too “chill” to know about that.

ho ho hooooo buddy, you just don’t know how to take a joke, do you? gotta just take it juuuuust a little bit too far, don’t ya? you don’t have a real reason to do it, do you?

you just want to see what happens.

then again, if i were as empty and pointless as you, i suppose i’d get bored pretty easily too. i’m a skeleton, and even i have more substance than you.

yeah, everything’s pointless, and it’ll all just reset again. i’ve obviously accepted that at this point. can’t even bring myself to prevent the death of everyone, because i know it won’t matter, they’ll all just come back and not remember any of it. just doesn’t matter. or maybe it’s an excuse. in the end, it doesn’t matter though, does it? because, in the end

i still have legs.

Yeah, a joke at my expense. What the hell were you expecting? For me to make a nice comment about how I wish I had legs or something? You’re not doing it because you want me to laugh with you. Don’t pretend that you are.

No, it’s not a matter of me wanting to see what happens – I wouldn’t have said anything but you keep pushing me and pushing me and then getting so surprised when I actually decide to lash out back at you. Look, I’ll admit I went too far, but it was like… You were practically asking for it.

What, do you want me to pretend we’re friends or something? To laugh along with you, to yak it up? Hahaha, the skeleton who gave me serious trouble and hunted me down is so funny! Aw, I really like Smiley Trashbag, he’s such a wonderful monster and I’m such a good pal! Everything’s all peachy keen between the two of us!

No. You want me angry and upset. It gives you some…catharsis, I guess, for all I put you through.

But fine, if you really want me to, I’ll just sit here and take it from you. You got your stupid happy ending and there’s nothing I can do to change it; it’s all up to Frisk now. So you can go ahead and gloat about it if you want. I can’t stop you.

Also, the initial insult that started this whole thing was just me saying that you aren’t funny. I’m sure that was particularly cutting and worth all of this. Mhm.

okay but, you just pointed out that you started it. so, you basically attacked me for no reason, with no provocation. i haven’t talked to you once before this moment, and you choose your very first interaction with me to say i’m not funny.

so, to quote you, what the hell were you expecting? for me to make a nice comment about how i’m not funny? you’re not doing it because you want to laugh with me. don’t pretend that you are. you kept pushing me and pushing me and then getting so surprised when i actually decide to lash out back at you.

if you didn’t want to start shit, then don’t start shit. it’s almost like a tautological concept.

Flowey wishes you all a Merry Christmas!!!

@balefulblossom @iknowafastshortcut @changedpetals

HOW ADORABLY FESTIVE! I LOVE IT!

SANS! LOOKIE!

hehehehe, nice one bro. it looks awesome.

* yeah, it’s happening, and you’re not escaping from it any time soon, either.

He noogies harder, but not hard enough to lower the other’s HP.

it’s like middle school all over again.

* welp. * that’s what you get for not drinking your milk.

chocolate milk totally counts.

what, you can dish it out but you can’t take it? i see how it is.

when you burn someone, it’s cool, but i guess you can’t handle a little banter. your sensitive little petals curl up and wilt at any heat, huh? nope, don’t bully the flower kids, the sick burns are too much for him.

he’s special.

You act as if I’m in control of this defense brigade that’s gotten on your case. News alert, Smiley Trashbag: I’m not in control of anything.

What is there for me to say about you? I can’t say you’re weak because you’re not and you’ve given me constant trouble, which would insult myself in turn. I can’t say that you’re spineless, because I mean, sure you sit around and do nothing all day like the sack of trash you are, but you’ve confronted me multiple times. I can’t even call you an IDIOT.

If I’m going to come up with an insult, it should be something that’s actually true, or I’ll look like I’m reaching too much.

I can say you’re pathetic and sniveling, but to be fair, there’s a pretty good reason why you act bitter toward me.

So that’s what I resort to. You’re obnoxious. You can’t even bring yourself to do anything unless everyone is dead.

Actually, speaking of those timelines the other Smiley Trashbag mentioned…

It’s interesting he says that because even in timelines where your brother is strucken down, in most of them you didn’t even do anything.

Some great brother you are.

There you go. There’s one. If you keep goading for it, then I guess you’ll get your wish, huh?

ho ho hooooo buddy, you just don’t know how to take a joke, do you? gotta just take it juuuuust a little bit too far, don’t ya? you don’t have a real reason to do it, do you?

you just want to see what happens.

then again, if i were as empty and pointless as you, i suppose i’d get bored pretty easily too. i’m a skeleton, and even i have more substance than you.

yeah, everything’s pointless, and it’ll all just reset again. i’ve obviously accepted that at this point. can’t even bring myself to prevent the death of everyone, because i know it won’t matter, they’ll all just come back and not remember any of it. just doesn’t matter. or maybe it’s an excuse. in the end, it doesn’t matter though, does it? because, in the end

i still have legs.

* yeah, it’s happening, and you’re not escaping from it any time soon, either.

He noogies harder, but not hard enough to lower the other’s HP.

it’s like middle school all over again.

Oh…

VERY WELL! CARRY ON THEN!

thanks bro. i knew you’d understand some friendly ribbing.

I CHANGED MY MIND!

CEASE AT ONCE!

sorry bro, but once the skullduggery begins, it can’t be stopped. it’s like your japes.