Lemony Snicket (via abagofbooks)

to all the 13 year old girls that follow me

reblogging because I wish someone told me this when I was 13

Never start harming yourself, please. This goes to not only 13 y.o. but to everyone who ever considers this.

Also, pills, stay as far as you can from them.

Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing

or

I reblogged this but I need to reblog it again because of that fucking gif

The return of the king by J.R.R. Tolkien (via quotemybooks)

“shitty memory” aesthetic

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it

My sister often calls me a goldfish because my memory is so bad.

I have a very deep and constant urge to buy books and nothing can stop it 

I used to hate my handwriting cause it was sloppy and tiny and a mess. Then my mom said something to me that changed the whole way I thought about it. She said:

“I think the reason its so messy is because your hand is struggling to keep up with your mind.”

And it just kinda hit a chord with me and ever since then, I’ve been totally fine with it. 

I live by this now

That’s actually true. The more intelligent people tend to have messier handwriting because their thoughts are processing at such a fast pace that their hands physically can’t keep up.

Ha! That’s awesome. Thank you for saying this.

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

‘okay calm down deedee’

(via tormented-screams)

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA deal with me apologizing for literally every little thing and constantly needing reassurance that you still like me