DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

i can’t believe this came back to me

Oh my Jesus on a boat @housemdonewithyou

this is art

same

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

there’s only three months of 2015 left and all i’ve done so far is read gay fanfiction and cry

it’s a sleepover~

send me:

do most people wear their pajamas backwards and put broken plastic spoons under their pillows during a snowstorm in hopes of it somehow magically causing a snow day, or does my town just have really weird traditions?

what the fuck

p sure thats just a northeast/midatlantic thing bc its big for kids in Delaware to do that shit

where i live (connecticut) it’s pajamas inside out and just a regular spoon under your pillow but yes

im in ny and its backward pjs and spoon in the freezer

in upstate ny you throw ice out the window and put white crayons/markers on the windowsill

In California we just wonder if snow is real.

in the uk we are confused

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

dude

tomorrow is halloween

it’s feels kinda surreal

on tumblr we’ve been celebrating halloween since like march

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

ENOUGH

hey lets play how hot is that character

question-meme:

tyler is troyes biggest fangirl. end of.

IM SO CRY COS TROYE WAS TYLER’S