I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”
So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”
me: i don’t mind being alone also me: *feels abandoned for no reason at all, needs constant reassurance that my presence is wanted, cannot see how anyone would want to be friends with me, is not able to focus on anything because of the intense feeling of imaginary rejection*
reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise
not reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore
Pornhub comments are our only hope
better than youtube
do u ever just see something that hurts ur heart and ur just like lolololololol
I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time.
if i’m not gay then macklemore died in that thrift store for nothing
me texting a straight person: hdkshdkdhsjkd them: Huh? me: oh shit sorry me: 😂 them: oh lol 😂
When his favorite album is The Fame Monster and yours is Joanne
Which Twilight movie is this ?