THIS IS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! KING

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

exactly.

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

straight people when the most god awful song that you have ever heard comes on

listenin to lorde is such a committment i gotta be like hmmm do i wanna lose my goddamn mind right now like am i in the mood to feel every emotion all at once is it worth it

bitches want me because i know egg moves

party playlist

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

gen V was so ambitious.  The region was populated almost entirely with new pokemon, it introduced the first ever MILF professor, komaeda was there

i’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top she’s got a body like an hour glass it’s ticking like a clock

might fuck around and reread the percy jackson / heros of olympus series to remember the last time i felt genuine happiness at 8pm on a monday afternoon in 6th grade

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans