“I’m sorry.” Tony slammed his hand through where Peter was once. His hand now full of nothing but ashes. Tony willed it to be false. Willed the boy back. Willed another chance to save him. To be there for him. To protect him. To love him.
hi big heads up ben and jerry’s is recalling a couple of their ice cream flavors because they forgot to list that there were nuts in them… this can be deadly for people so please help spread it
Article from 17 April 2019
Big thank you to whoever posted this! I’m deathly allergic to tree nuts, especially Brazil nuts. Everything from my throat to my eyeballs swells up. I’ve been eyeballing the Chunky Monkey ice cream at work; I’m so glad I didn’t buy it!
fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone
validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them
reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you
Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session
Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them
Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted
Writing a character that goes through the same troubles as you and give them loving family and friends to help them cope
current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur
Cards Against Humanity + Reylo
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) by Tom Tywker
It’s only forever, not long at all. Labyrinth (1986)
Modern Skywalker Adventures (Manip AU) - a prequel to the Modern Solo adventures
Luke thinks it’s high time the family got over all their awkwardness and had a nice sit down dinner.
(Vader footage credit: x)
yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are
the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal
well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works
dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this
me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:
this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain
And that’s why I’m here
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
I want this on a bumper sticker
OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.
BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?
DO YOU!?
*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*
they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.
that’s pretty fucking radical.
not only punching through aquarium walls too
these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that
IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS
their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside
BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure
this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that
Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
One Punch Shrimp
ONE PAAAAAANCHE!
This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry
Yeah what the fuck.
Note to self if ever I need to make a mutant army use dna of bullet shrimp.
@sonicthehammons there is a Pokémon based on the Mantis Shrimp.
https://images.app.goo.gl/p2t3Zyh3fteZiQDC6 Clauncher & Clawitzer were seriously underwhelming though, so I don’t blame you for forgetting about them. 😔
*insert zefrank1 joke here*
