sarah margaret

Every freakin’ time!!!!

let’s get burgers 13 “fitting room”

William Teason’s covers for Shirley Jackson’s books.

James Cameron discusses advances in cinema technology ahead of his much anticipated Avatar: The Way Of Water

it’s not just shameless piss kink smut, it’s important to remember it’s also shameless podcast promotion for a show where two shameless trannies shamelessly discuss their piss kinks

typo in group chat incident one dead 8 still beating the corpse

me: hey franz, my 1 foot tall effeminate german elf/gnome roommate, did you remember to get oat milk from the store today

franz:

me: ty man. text me next time you go to the store in case i need something, i’ll venmo you

franz:

[hours later]

me: franz i’m really sick that oat milk was unlabeled did you fucking buy dragonfly milk again and not tell me

franz:

they gave her whatever the opposite of lip fillers are

fern thinks

It's so funny how kids who were only given the "girl" toys seemed to frequently develop the most maniacal imaginations. When I was little and I visited friends or family who were little girls they'd have their Barbies involved in ritual sacrifice or human trafficking. They'd have barbie's evil twin drive ken to suicide by poisoning his horse or some shit.

Action figures set up only the simplest kinds of violence, heroes and villains punching or shooting each other over doomsday plots. When you crave high stakes drama as all children do but your characters are all rich suburban women you kinda have no choice but to get pitch dark I think. The only kinds of villains that logically exist in that setting are just so much sicker and nastier than just doctor octopus or something.

........I could not have imagined the entertainment value of the examples you people are putting on this and I have TRIED to get to the end of them but there’s so many I had to give up after an hour and a half.

A zine anthology of these would be the greatest zine of all time.

jessi your brain is incredible

My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near

Andrei, is time something we were gifted, or all we really have left?

i love how stupid kittens and puppies look. why are they so sad

The defunctland video was great and all but the bit that's sticking with me is when they talked about how they would covertly get children interested in fish a whole year before any finding nemo advertising so the film would be more popular. And he went "that's pretty sinister actually" and she just said "Yeah! :)"