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Friends in low places.
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Arwen: Don’t you want kids?
Aragorn: No.
Arwen: Why not?
Aragorn: I couldn’t handle all the crying.
Arwen: They don’t cry all the time.
Aragorn: No, I meant me.
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Thank you clam man
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Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.
encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Clam Man comes to me Speaking words of wisdom while clamming And in my hour of darkness he is standing on my screen Speaking words of wisdom in water so freezing
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Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird
Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did
They really just went and DID THAT
(gifs from @baawri)
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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours
……… fuck.
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tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet
i made a friend at target and we found a really good glitter nail polish that neither of us bought. also i love his mom
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some of you have never hyperfixated on a show/franchise so hard that any mention of it in your vicinity sets you vibrating at the speed of sound and it shows
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modern warfare
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I got 1 task done today. I emptied the big trash can in my bedroom. That's one less fork to deal with.
I have severe executive dysfunction. I've been dealing with it by having myself do one small task a day. So far it's helped a lot. By doing it this way my brain doesn't freak out trying to tackle everything at once.
I got my inspiration for it from this Donald Duck comic:
Oh my God this is so fucking wholesome
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I’m the one they should be scared of. Not you. Not Mr. J. Because I’m Harley FREAKING Quinn. Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey.
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How to keep living
- Put the gun down and clear it. It helps to take it a step further and disassemble it.
- Tear up the note, you won’t be needing it.
- Clean yourself up and run a bath. Using Epsom salt and frankincense can help make it more special and help you relax.
- Put on your favorite music or show and let it run. The sillier the better.
- Call someone you trust and see if they can come over. Company is always good.
- Put some hot food in you. You’ll think better on a full stomach.
- Take a big deep breath, and take the day head-on.
- Catch a good case of the fuck its. You are your own master, not anyone else.
Take your life by the arm and lead it where you want it to go. Kicking and screaming if you have to. Don’t let the forces that be bring you down. You are mighty. Make it known.
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