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“so what, exactly, is the function of a kardashian?”
“As far as I’ve heard, a family who are famous for..something or another. Presumable their assets.”
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“ what the BLOODY HELL does this thing do?? ”
“I have no idea and I don’t think I’m going to touch it to find out. It could be cursed or something.”
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“So, let me get this straight, not only is John Lennon dead but Doctor Who is still going and there are six Disneylands? Jesus.”
“I have absolutely no idea what you’re babbling on about, Meadows.”
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“What in the name is a mobile? All I see is people walking about with their head down. Seriously, why don’t people prefer just spending time alone?”
“Apparently, it’s supposed to be faster than an owl. It’s a muggle invention, I presume.”
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❝ i’m afraid if you haven’t understood the course material thusfar, there’s simply not much i can do to help you. it is advanced magical theory, after all. if you find yourself struggling, may i suggest you try a different, more elementary subject — such as muggle studies? ❞
“It is times like this that I remember why I’ve never asked you for help, Lucius.”
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“I quite like this new time. Everything is so much better.”
“I suppose that’s one way to put it. Things have changed, however. It’ll take a lot of researching to learn everything that’s different.”
