• “ stop messing with your IV. ”
• “ hey there - you gave me quite a scare. ”
• “ this IV itches. ”
• “ i think my nurse is trying to kill me. ”
• “ i don’t want to have another surgery. ”
• “ i’m tired of laying here in this stupid bed. ”
• “ this medicine makes me feel so out of it. ”
• “ i just want to go home. ”
• “ i’m not leaving this room. ”
• “ i feel so tired all the time. ”
• “ i’m pretty sure this place is haunted. ”
• “ i keep telling them i’m fine. i can go home! ”
• “ you’re not fine. you need to rest. ”
• “ it’s just a few more days, then i’ll take you home. ”
• “ will you stop playing with the bed settings? ”
• “ they said i might need another surgery. ”
• “ the doctor said it could be worse. ”
• “ the doctors are still running some tests. ”

• ❛    i   love  you.  do  you  love  me?   ❜
• ❛    i  thought  we  loved  each  other.    ❜
• ❛    why  are  you  with  him/her/them?   he’s/she’s/their  not  good  for  you.   ❜
• ❛    please  ..   don’t  leave  me  here  alone  to  rot.   ❜
• ❛    you  deserve  better.   ❜
• ❛    why   haven’t   answered  my  calls,   my   texts?   ❜
• ❛   you   vanish   for   three   days   then   decide   to   come   back   around?    ❜
• ❛   i’m  worried  about  you.   ❜
• ❛   i   don’t   know   if   what   i   feel   for   you   is   love.   ❜
• ❛   [ name ]   told   you  i   was  bad   for   you?   ❜
• ❛   you   always   pretend   you   don’t   care   but   i   know   you   do.   ❜
• ❛   you  don’t  love  me  anymore?   ❜
• ❛   why   won’t   you   ever   tell   me   that   you   love   me?   ❜
• ❛   you  didn’t  miss  me,   not   even   a   little? ❜
• ❛   can   we   just   have   one   more  kiss.   ❜
• ❛   don’t   say   that,   you  don’t  mean  it.    ❜
• ❛   please,  don’t   do   this   to   us.  ❜
• ❛   nothing  is   stopping  us  from  being   together   except   you.   ❜
• ❛   i’m  sorry,   i   won’t   do   it   again,   i   promise.   ❜
• ❛   i’m   not   in   love   with   you.  ❜
• ❛   why   are   you   doing   this?   ❜
• ❛   you   know   we   can’t   be   together.   ❜
• ❛   i’m  not   jealous,   just   curious.   ❜
• ❛   we’re   kissing   other   people   now?   ❜
• ❛   well,    you’re   not    allowed   to   leave   me,    ever.   ❜
• ❛   just   tell   me   where  the   hell   we    stand   at   now.    ❜
• ❛   stop   messing   with   my   emotions   because   you’re   unsure   of   yours.   ❜
• ❛   tell   me    this    isn’t    true,    please.   ❜
• ❛   you  broke  my   trust   which   is   worse   than   breaking   my   heart.   ❜
• ❛   i   can’t    always    help    when   you’re    in    trouble.  ❜
• ❛   i   thought   we   we’re   done.   ❜
• ❛   i   just   want   to   love   you,    let   me   love   you.   ❜
• ❛   you   pretend   you   don’t   know   me   in   front   of   your   friends.   ❜
• ❛    no,   i    cannot    just   be   your   friend.    it’s   not    enough   for   me.   ❜
• ❛    you’re    just    going   to   leave   without   saying   goodbye?   ❜
• ❛   i   don’t   want    anyone   else   but   you.  ❜
• ❛   how   can   you   treat   me   this    way?  ❜
• ❛   you   don’t   deserve   him/her/them,   you   deserve   better.   ❜
• ❛   you   know    i    will    always    love   you.   ❜
• ❛   you   shouldn’t   have   came   here.   ❜
• ❛   we    are    not   meant   to    be.  ❜
• ❛   you’re   not   in    love,    you’re   obsessed.    ❜
• ❛   i’ve   been   searching   for   you   in   everyone.   ❜
• ❛   do   yourself   a   favor   and   stop   loving   me.    ❜
• ❛    your   mother/father   didn’t   love   you   so   you   think   no   one   can.   ❜
• ❛    you   can’t    break   my   heart    twice.   ❜
• ❛    we   can   run   away    together,    start   new.  ❜
• ❛    can’t   you   see,    what    you’re   doing   to   me? ❜

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ REVOLTING PEOPLE / 2.03 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

• ‘that’s not playing. that’s the cruel and unusual punishment of an innocent banjo.’
• ‘they’re not your friends.’
• ‘well thank god for that! it halves the pain!’
• ‘you should be blindfolded and shot, with all due respect.’
• ‘you’d think there’d be villages to burn, or plunder to plunder.’
• ‘things are as quiet as a eunuchs codpiece.’
• ‘i’m thinking of packing up my troubles and going on the road.’
• ‘in many ways, it’s actually easier to play the banjo with one arm.’
• ‘you can’t bend iron.’
• ‘you call that generous? are you insane?’
• ‘there’s also the matter of pride.’
• ‘did i feel used? yes. did i hurt myself? yes. could i look at myself in the mirror? no, but then i never could.’
• ‘you’ll catch your death of exposure.’
• ‘why don’t you just feel my heart?!’
• ‘well, give some orders that involve passion every once in a while.’
• ‘you could be pelted with rocks.’
• ‘damn it man, have you got no gumption?’
• ‘what more do you need? a note from your mum? naked lute players?’
• ‘i can be passionate with the best of them.’
• ‘i’ll not fall into your trap, no matter how you tempt me.’
• ‘say it! before we both die of old age!’
• ‘my hand? all you want is my hand?! what about THESE?! don’t you want THESE, too!’
• ‘oh, relax. it was just girlish exuberance.’
• ‘i’m quite supple for a man of my…  avoirdupois.’
• ‘i couldn’t help but smell the breasts. food! i couldn’t help but smell the food!’
• ‘it’s my job to measure trees.’
• ‘imagine what chaos would ensue if someone were to miscalculate the weight of a tree!’
• ‘i laugh, but there’s really nothing funny about that kind of faux pas.’
• ‘you’ve abandoned your family.’
• ‘you mustn’t talk that way.’
• ‘i went off on a bit of a tangent, there.’
• ‘what were you planning to do? hibernate in the wood forever?’
• ‘be honest, who would have missed me?’
• ‘her face contorts into a mask of pain whenever she sees me.’
• ‘are you saying i should go home with my tail between my legs?’
• ‘i’ve bought his silence, albeit at a price i cannot afford.’
• ‘i’m an idiot, aren’t i?’
• ‘can’t you see i’m bedridden?’
• ‘i’ll have to go on one of those special eating regimes. there’s this new one where you can eat as much as you want whenever you want provided you only eat carrots.’
• ‘i was promised servants!’
• ‘did you just refer to your son as a creature?’
• ‘you’ll just have to get out of bed and take some responsibility.’
• ‘and look how we turned out! a slut, a harden and a nitwit.’
• ‘i’m the slut.’
• ‘how old would you guess i am?’
• ‘alright, no hurry on that. just give it some thought.’
• ‘you’ve knocked the door down again!’
• ‘it’s my first book: when cows dry up.’
• ‘why can’t we learn more about ourselves as human beings by studying the inner workings of our animal friends?’
• ‘i’m reading every single word! apart from the ones with these funny shapes.’
• ‘it sounds like the baby’s had an epiphany. a great big one.’
• ‘don’t throw the baby!’
• ‘i would have knocked, but there’s no door.’
• ‘i don’t need to knock, because i live here.’
• ‘he’s never satisfied with the length of things.’
• ‘awh, jeez. just when she’s about to tear his head off.’
• ‘by your furrowed brow and by your face twisted into that vinegary snarl, i take it you’re angry about something.’
• ‘angry? i’m /frightened/.’
• ‘and that actually /mattered/ to you?’
• ‘will you kiss me hello, then?’
• ‘don’t you understand that my restraint is out of respect for your honour?’
• ‘where on earth did you hear that?’
• ‘you’re acting like a child.’
• ‘anyhow, i’m leaving. i’ve got a very important secret meeting.’
• ‘where’s your voice coming from?’
• ‘i’m spying!’
• ‘why are you dressed as an elk?’
• ‘i had some spare time, so i figured, ‘hey, i’ll stitch me up an elk suit’. as you do.’
• ‘you’ve been bored to tears, haven’t you?’
• ‘i’ve been as bored as the corpse at a funeral.’
• ‘i’m not prepared to talk to a man dressed as an elk.’
• ‘i don’t want to hear all your ludicrous insubordinate prattle about wooden mooses and what-have-you. just leave me alone!’
• ‘ain’t ours to reason why.’
• ‘i’d never say avast; that’s pirate talk.’
• ‘do you want to know what i would do in a situation like this?’
• ‘i’d appear in the dead of night dressed in this elk outfit. i’d do a rude mating dance outside her window, bellowing, guttural noises, and pawing at the turf. then, i’d void myself to mark my territory. then, i’d swing through her window, preferably an open one, on a vine. then i’d blindfold her and shackle her to the bedframe. then i’d pour a warm vanilla sauce over her. then, and only then, i’d turn loose the cats.’
• ‘when you say cats… do you mean wildcats?’
• ‘i was just telling you what /i’d/ do in this situation.’
• ‘you shouldn’t be here. what do you want?’
• ‘i must be out of my mind.’
• ‘we take turns wearing the pants.’
• ‘i know i don’t have the right to just barge into your life.’
• ‘what an entirely delightful surprise!’
• ‘aren’t you going to introduce us?’
• ‘i’m here to see the famous baltimore bird sanctuary and cheese castle.’
• ‘everybody reminds somebody of someone.’
• ‘hold your fire! i’m human!’
• ‘what are we, giving away free puppies?’
• ‘i’m late for my… thing.’
• ‘it’s too busy. i’m exhausted.’
• ‘think she suspected anything?’
• ‘you should get into espionage.’
• ‘you think /you/ had a trying day?’
• ‘my day was no stroll through the woods— oh, wait. that’s exactly what it was.’
• ‘i saw him bandaging up a bear which didn’t seem particularly sick.’
• ‘how many rich bear doctors do you know?’
• ‘please. don’t tread on my dreams.’
• ‘is it my turn again?’
• ‘i don’t want to keep you awake with my restless thrashing.’
• ‘i wouldn’t mind a little thrashing.’
• ‘why not remove it from your pocket and let me see it?’
• ‘are we talking about the same thing?’

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

• “ this is the moment you’ve waited for. ”  
• “ don’t fight it. ”  
• “ it’s only this moment, don’t care what comes after. ”  
• “ just surrender. ”  
• “ you feel the feeling taking over. ”  
• “ so tell me do you wanna go ? ”  
• “ this is the greatest show ! ”  
• “ it’s everything you ever need. ”  
• “ this is where you wanna be. ”  
• “ stand up straight. ”  
• “ it’s my fault. ”  
• “ well thank you for your honesty. ”  
• “ how’d you get out ? ”  
• “ i don’t know what my future will be. ”  
• “ i close my eyes, and i can see, the world that’s waiting up for me. ”  
• “ they can say i’ve lost my mind. ”  
• “ so call me crazy. ”  
• “ a million dreams are keeping me awake. ”  
• “ i think of what the world could be. ”  
• “ the special things i compile, each one there to make you smile. ”  
• “ share your dreams with me. ”  
• “ you may be right, you may be wrong. ”  
• “ i know i don’t come from much. ”  
• “ isn’t that amazing ? ”  
• “ you’re home early. ”  
• “ this isn’t the life i promised you. ”  
• “ did you bring a present ? ”  
• “ it’s not your birthday. ”  
• “ i managed to commit them to memory. ”  
• “ i wish for happiness. ”  
• “ what are you looking at, flop doodle ? ”  
• “ i can get you something real nice. ”  
• “ i know how it looks. ”  
• “ you want people to laugh at me. ”  
• “ i know where you can find one of them. ”  
• “ you are so talented. ”  
• “ extraordinary, unique. i would even say beautiful. ”  
• “ please leave me alone. ”  
• “ they don’t understand. but they will. ”  
• “ you stumble through your days. ”  
• “ got your head hung low. ”  
• “ take the world and redefine it. ”  
• “ leave behind your narrow mind. ”  
• “ you’re dreaming with your eyes wide open. ”  
• “ i see it in your eyes. ”  
• “ you can prove there’s more to you. ”  
• “ you cannot be afraid. ”  
• “ this is bad. ”  
• “ does it bother you ? ”  
• “ everything you’re selling is fake. ”  
• “ men suffer more from imagining too little than too much. ”  
• “ when was the last time you smiled ? ”  
• “ i’m quitting. ”  
• “ you can’t just fake it. ”  
• “ this isn’t about me. ”