gave a guy head once and after he finished he said "thanks for kissing my worm" guess that's what happens when you suck a guy off behind a tesco express
I hate my followers so much it’s unreal. Not even a proper fucking Tesco’s
baseball?? that game from twilight?
“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading
bitches be like “i’m mentally ill because i listen to boygenius and mitski” like okay? some of us have real problems
I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge
Julien reacts to the Twilight Saga
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
The scream always takes me out 🤣
i’m reeling over this ad to where i can’t even think of anything funny to say about it
king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something
i hate fae rules
thinking about how tiktoker caitlin reilly has deconstructed, criticized, and parodied every aspect of upperclass white womanhood in the span of like 6 months
i’m in awe of her
6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will
king
