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me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

aesthetic blog

i would pay a million dollars to see one direction get drunk and then get surprised with puppies , i would also sell my soul….

Drake in response to Adele’s recent declaration that she’d love to officially remix “Hotline Bling” (via adelesource)

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)