You all have such cute houses with all these cute little items and adorable outfits on your gorgeous islands already and I have no shoes or trousers on running around my shit island trying to find clothes that don’t make me looking a fucking fool, my walls are bare, my coffee is on the floor because my one possession I’m proud of is on display on my only table, going to the shops to try and improve my style is fruitless because the only items ever on sale are fucking HP OfficeJet 3000 Printer and spare Honda Civic tire, and I have to come home after a long day of running around shooting down balloon gifts sent from Tom Nook God praying it’s shoes but it’s a stop sign and I crumple naked to my plain wood flooring next to my blue camper bed and let my sobs echo through my empty house I’m still selling spiders and sea bass to pay off

this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

this is discussing…..

In case you’re worried about the dog, the videos are in reverse! Don’t worry! :3

start worrying because these gifs are NOT reversed

goodnight sweet prince

toby fox was like fuck you, be sad about a fictional goat. fuck you

we were all like yes sir right away sir as many goats as youd like

i want dual glocks

i want a ham and cheese sandwish

Meesa want to fuck hard

sorry kids you're gonna have to go without dinner and breakfast for the next three years daddy just bought another huge ammonite fossil

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

I laughed at this too much

im just here to look at anime women, sir

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

Valid lads just booking it

ouchies

Joker is available for Smash Bros on April 17, 2019!

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today