we would be so lost without garlic

strictly reblog only if you believe garlic bread > men

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

another fine post from god herself

Season called „I hate my body and I can’t cover myself with the biggest oversized jumper that I own because it’s 10000°C” has officially begun

Constant Artist/Writer mood

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

I’m so happy you’ve achieved your skateboarding dreams, Throcky…

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

It’s him. my cousin throckmorton

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation