sitting around wasting my 20s while thinking about how i sat around and wasted my teens
Small children choosing to interact with you is the biggest compliment, like a random baby waving at you on the bus, a child asking you a question at a restaurant. That shit is immaculate.
will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake
depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...
I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!
Boobs or butt
um? the whole girl
You heard the man
boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry
Direct action.