🍅👅 💦 if u know what I mean 😩😩😩😩

i spent way too long on this dumb joke askdfj

this is what hes gonna look like when he gets to the other side of amigara fault smh

I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world

ultra lord

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

where are u sitting tag yourself 

john green: 

i can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked

just to clarify, they did not fuck each other, that would genuinely be terrifying

SBE - stupid bitch energy

FINALLY some representativity

representativity

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

I experience rising difficulty  in distinguishing fandom shitposts from commentary on US politics.

was sloppy joe a real man

whys cum in hentai always look like tht shit u use to seal up wasps nests …… why seal th pussy up

yall know exactly what im talkin about