good luck, bad luck, survival

my warrior cat OC smokeweed is much cooler and more strongerer than any of your other cats so don’t even try it 

my warrior cat OC is named Moutaindew and he’s lime green and has a sick mohawk

please take everything i own

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

What the FUCK is this

the more knives you have the more valid you are 

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

Okay get this : Poe Dameron does Drunk History (of the Rebellion)

#and then general organa was a fuxkin badass#I don’t remember why#she’s just always the shit#I love her#do you think she’s proud of me? (via boxoftheskyking)

Poe Dameron, in an extremely slurred voice: “And Leia’s like, ‘help me obi juan whoever the fuck you are, you’re my only—my only—my only ho.’”

[holds up a finger and pauses to drink the rest of his beer]

420 stands for “4got 2 0plogize” and this is how u use it

friend: hey dude why’s lester mad at u me: i broke his favorite mug and 420

honestly this is the best headline ever written

yea im a tiny bit of a math geek :)

addition haha

subtraction lol

you skate AND you die

My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that