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Pick up lines

Boy : So, I'm in this band...
Boy : I like that book you're reading.
Boy : Wanna follow my tumblr?
Boy : *Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Boy : Let's go to Warped Tour together.
Boy : Hi, I have this extra concert ticket...
Boy : I love that movie.
Boy : Wanna wear my hoodie?
Boy : I really like your piercing.
Boy : Hey, I just met you & this is crazy, but here's my number. So call me maybe. No, just kidding. Text me instead.
Boy : I'm a Slytherin.
Boy : You would live in district 4, too?!
Boy : Your phone seems pretty out-of-date, it'd be more updated with my number in it.
Boy : One time, I was in a mosh pit...
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there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

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haedia

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

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WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN POP PUNK/ALTERNATIVE/ROCK SO IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND YOU’RE READING THIS AND IT’S YOUR DREAM TO BE IN A BAND OR BE AN ARTIST THEN I WANT YOU TO STOP AT NOTHING TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS

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