#rawr

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

Once Upon a Time + azure clothes

Red ones here

Blue ones here

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

How obscene! How unpleasant!

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)? Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.” 1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

"sorry that was my last piece of gum"

AU where Ice King found baby Finn and raised him.

This is the best au idea.

I like the fact Finn is still…not about Ice King stealing princesses. Instead, he’s just like “Dude, dad…not cool. Go do something else instead of being weird with the ladies.”

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

bless this post

I’ve given up caring how many times I reblog this.

if you think hufflepuffs are weak

or not as strong/good/talented witches and wizards

or ditzy goofy pushovers

or anything less than good and wonderful and perfect

u suck and i need u to go away

TIME BOMB by MEKAZOO is now available at REDBUBBLE

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

Olaf as Disney Princesses

shipping is stupid

shipping is banned

no more shipping ever for anybody

stop shipping

if you want to buy a package off of ebay you fucking walk to hong kong and get it

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.