adopt a dog and chill?

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

2018 has given us the mamma mia sequel we didn’t deserve and the rom com of the century with to all the boys I’ve loved before. 2018 is truly looking out for us.

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

It’s not like we’re college professors calling ourselves doctors. That’s not the same thing my friend.

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

Im just gonna say it: tonight the super trouper lights are gonna find me shining like the sun smiling, having fun feeling like a number one tonight the super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue like I always do cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

Honestly, same

me too

“Not all men” you’re right, Peter Kavinsky would never treat me like this

Yo netflix we need to have a serious talk about all these sappy rom-coms you keep releasing………………………… pls keep em coming theyre the only thing bringing me any sort of joy

An action scene in a movie: *The hits or gunshots line up perfectly with the beat of the soundtrack*

Me, gasping for air: Holy shit

does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever

He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering

College is where you get to call Freud a “gross old pervert” in a paper 

I got an A on this paper live your dreams kids