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now im never gonna get to the bathroom

@syzygy-city / syzygy-city.tumblr.com

NSFW! Brian / 30 / Denver / Writer [Seedcity-AO3]
Co-Host @osg-pod / Professional Tantrum Thrower
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“Well, of course I’ve tried lavender. And pulling my memory out, ribbonlike and dripping. And shrieking into my pillow. And writing the poems. And making more friends. And baking warm brown cookies. And therapy. And intimacy. And pictures of rainbows. And all of the movies about lovers and the terrible things they do to each other. And watching the ones in other languages. And leaving the subtitles off. And listening to the language. And forgetting my name. And feeling the dirt on my skin. And screaming in the shower. And changing my shampoo. And living alone. And cutting my hair. And buying a turtle. And petting the cat. And traveling. And writing more poems. And touching a different body. And digging a grave. And digging a grave. Of course, I’ve tried it. Of course I have.”
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henstomper

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

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frogayyyy

extra special Amok Time Day this year because it’s been 56 years…

happy 9th pon farr spock!

a septennial amok time anniversary occurring on a friday

this hasn’t happened since 1995 and won’t happen again until 2051!

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spirkme915
Happy Fuck or Die Friday to all who celebrate
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what the fuck is up with tumblr live. i snoozed you. i did the unsnooze click out resnooze thing. why are you still here. i’m hitting you with a sandal like a cockroach. get off my lawn

you know what it looks like this is our newest normal. i will take it in stride with monk-like tranquility. it sure was nice of tumblr to put a picture of a movie camera on my hotbar, as a tribute to how much i love the great art of cinema. like the badges, it is just decorative and does not connect to any feature. but it looks very nice. i would have chosen this if i had had a choice

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demilypyro

"Listen up, 621... You can't get a trans girl pregnant. Now focus on the objective. We have a job to do."

"Raven. There's something you have to know. You CAN get trans girls pregnant. Just keep cumming in her gay ass"

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toastyglow

“polyamory isn’t the solution to a love triangle when two of the people hate each other”

I mean yeah not if you don’t understand QUADRANT VACILLATION

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april132009
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