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no you dont understand. i thought about doing that task . and also how i would do it. no stop i literally thought about it what more do you want from me

has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

this conversation... absolutely wonderful

Really good water is so under appreciated, the top of the line shit really tastes like it’s getting squeezed straight from the tiddy of the iceberg or whatever

Oh shit? Go white girl go 😳.

Her name’s Cynthia Rothrock and you’d better put some respect on it!

she’s part of the old guard of Hong Kong kung fu films where you had to be an honest to god martial artist to play the role correctly. when she started acting in American movies they had to keep telling her to not hit so hard lmao

love watching her sword very carefully and gracefully missing him

i like the part where the second woman just runs in and starts whaling on the dude like yes that’s exactly what happens in real life too

Legend has it this f*cking meatball is still stuck on that question to this day! {x}

being on ur period turns u into a small wounded animal who wants to find a secluded area (ur room) to die alone in unbothered

my guy could sleep through an entire ass home invasion

its always "youre cute" and never "you have betwitched me body and soul and i love, love, love you."

bad and naughty symbiotes get put in the salad spinner

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

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ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*