jordan

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

“Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it!

Did this post just provide us with a glimpse of an alternate timeline because damn

Oh look it’s the Good Timeline