Comme Ci, Comme Ça.

tangerine snail 🍊

saw this shirt on twitter and i HAD to draw chell in it

Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello

you don't need another black graphic tshirt you don't need another black graphic tshirt you don't need another black graphic tshirt

I am 22 dollars poorer

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

As it came to me I give it to you.

obviously people steal ideas from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise things because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others

It happened a long time ago (Of course I told her the truth)

Her first language was not English, so… that happened.（´＿｀;;）