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If wishes were fishes we'd all have enough to eat

@thelittlemermage / thelittlemermage.tumblr.com

Mage. She/her. Adult. Freaks please interact.
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weaver-z

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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ramblingcj

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

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5bi5

Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post

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When authors properly tag their fanfics, yet you still decide to read them despite knowing they contain stuff you dislike, then you’ve lost all right to complain. You CHOOSE to read something that makes you upset and uncomfortable, but instead of taking responsibility for yourself, you want to blame and harass authors.

Take control of your reading experience by filtering out tags and muting authors you dislike. However, quit harassing people for writing what they like because they’re not obligated to cater specifically to you. 

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stargoyle

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

Throwback to the time I literally scared people by being glomped

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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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