The Signs as Shades of Green

Aries: olive Taurus: pine Gemini: chartreuse Cancer: basil Leo: pear Virgo: fern Libra: seafoam Scorpio: green Sagittarius: parakeet Capricorn: emerald Aquarius: pistachio Pisces: mint

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The Signs as Shades of Yellow

Aries: gold Taurus: dijon Gemini: bumblebee Cancer: yellow Leo: medallion Virgo: canary Libra: daffodil Scorpio: corn Sagittarius: butterscotch Capricorn: tuscan sun Aquarius: blonde Pisces: dandelion

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The Signs as Shades of Orange

Aries: orange Taurus: squash Gemini: marigold Cancer: cantaloupe Leo: honey Virgo: sandstone Libra: carrot Scorpio: fire Sagittarius: tiger Capricorn: cider Aquarius: apricot Pisces: tangerine

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The Signs as Shades of Red

Aries: brick Taurus: mahogany Gemini: candy Cancer: blush Leo: crimson Virgo: sangria Libra: apple Scorpio: scarlet Sagittarius: ruby Capricorn: wine Aquarius: red Pisces: rose

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the "has a diverse music taste but listens to the same 10 songs everyday" squad

Taurus, Gemini, CANCER, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces

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the signs as….fuck i dont know *spins wheel* dish soaps

i don’t even care at this point i am so desperate for more astrology posts like someone please tell me if im cucumber melon or fresh bamboo

Aries: Breezy Tangerine

Taurus: Earthy Musk

Gemini: Fresh Linen

Cancer: Sweet Rose

Leo: Zesty Lemon

Virgo: Soothing Vanilla

Libra: Flirty Jasmine

Scorpio: Sultry Patchouli

Sagittarius: Warm Amber

Capricorn: Calming Sandalwood

Aquarius: Sparkly Grapefruit

Pisces: Cooling White Tea

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white: virgo, cancer, taurus, pisces blue: aquarius, gemini, capricorn, sagittarius pink: LEO, libra, aries, scorpio

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the signs when having a crush

Aries: Like everything an Aries does, crushes are intense and quick, and they don’t think for too long before they act; the average time that lapses between an Aries developing a crush on someone and asking them out is about an hour.

Taurus: Taureans are masters at hiding their emotions, so while their crush may be undetectable to others, it’s a really intense, all-consuming, insomnia-inducing experience on the inside.

Gemini: Normally chatty Geminis do even more nervous talking (not to mention nervous joke-making!) around the object of their affection. They’ll look for any excuse to strike up a conversation with their crush.

Cancer: Cancers want to be pursued, so while their feelings might be strong, their actions will be subtle and shy: glances from across the room, maybe a flirty text, but nothing too bold!

Leo: Leos turn the charm up to 11 when they have a crush on someone, showering them with flattery and compliments. True fact: if a Leo has a crush on you, it probably won’t be long before you have a crush on them too.

Virgo: Virgos get super nervous around their crushes and analyze every single detail about interaction (“He said hi instead of hey–what does it meeeaan?!”) to try to decide how to proceed.

Libra: Lovey-dovey Libras are usually balancing multiple crushes at once, but their approach is always the same: making sure to look their best around their crush(es), presenting their most positive qualities, and showering their crush with compliments.

Scorpio: A more accurate term for a Scorpio crush would be “all-consuming obsession with a side of light stalking.” Scorpios will secretly find out every possible detail about the person and spend every waking (and dreaming) moment fixating on the object of their affections.

Sagittarius: Competitive Sagittarians approach winning over their crush as if it were a contest. They’ll recruit everyone they know to talk them up whenever their crush is around, and invite their crush to events that allow them to show off their formidable talents.

Capricorn: Capricorns need to know everything about their crushes before they decide whether or not to act on their feelings. They’ll gather info about everything from how much money their crush makes to their political leanings.

Aquarius: When an Aquarian has a crush on someone, they’ll want to become best friends with them, integrate themselves into the person’s social circle, and hang out constantly until the friendship finally becomes something more.

Pisces: It doesn’t take much to send a Pisces to romantic La-La Land, and a crush will definitely do the trick. Pisceans will spend their days daydreaming about their crush, doodling the person’s name with hearts around it, and imagining their perfect future together.

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The Signs as Cats

Aries - Siamese

Taurus - Somali Cat

Gemini - Balinese Cat

Cancer - Turkish Angora

Leo - American Curl

Virgo - Japanese Bobtail

Libra - Ragdoll

Scorpio - Russian Blue

Sagittarius - Maine Coon

Capricorn - Siberian Cat

Aquarius - Abyssinian Cat

Pisces - Javanese Cat

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how the zodiac deal with sadness

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Aries: Impulsive, blind with rage, and fail to get worked up about their normal habits. They become oppositional, but with less enthusiasm.

Taurus: Become isolated, may binge-eat or become lethargic. They have a sense of “me against the world,” lack patience, and are easy to enrage.

Gemini: Overthink, become silent, and seem to be “elsewhere.” They’re fairly intolerable to sadness and dissociate from their feelings.

Cancer: Emotional, needy, and cry after insignificant events. They’re prone to stomach aches and have feelings of separation from everyone around them.

Leo: Display their stress, but become wound up like they’re on the brink of a nervous breakdown. They’re short-tempered and needy, and are prone to turning themselves into a martyr.

Virgo: Have heightened compulsions, become unresponsive in conversations, and become blunt and oppositional.

Libra: Have feelings of instability and moodiness, with a reduced urge to socialize. Often feel hopeless, but try to stay happy and composed.

Scorpio: Become hostile, isolated, and have violent mood swings. They exhibit intense melancholy with paranoia, and their own thoughts become scary to them.

Sagittarius: Feel lethargic and sometimes use substances to escape. They become more serious and tense, less tolerant, and are plagued with feelings of worry when thinking about the future.

Capricorn: Become unmotivated, hopeless, and start to overthink. They seem hyper vigilant, forcing themselves to “go through the motions,” but nothing really impresses them.

Aquarius: Become uneasy and silent. They isolate themselves and detach, even though they attempt to appear happy.

Pisces: Have obsessive thinking, and remember every bad event that’s happened to them. They become anxious, isolated, and tend to “feel everything.”

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HOW THE SIGNS TEXT:

ARIES: sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm emo shit emo shit emo shit sass sass sass

TAURUS: the text ranters

GEMINI: quoting song lyrics all the time

CANCER: sending weird relatable memes on the group chat

LEO: the person that sends something on the group chat and gets ignored

VIRGO: the grammar nazi that corrects "you're" and "your"

LIBRA: the hoe that keeps sending texts to the 'wrong chat'

SCORPIO: the mean bitch that will drag you for no reason

SAGITTARIUS: the fangirl-ish texter that keeps sending pictures of celebrities

CAPRICORN: the one that barely texts but when they do they use a load of emojis

AQUARIUS: joking remarks, weird confessions, random thoughts.

PISCES: what even are words...they're all about the emoticons

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“I hate you”

Aries: I have never liked you anyways Taurus: OK, what you gonna do now? Stab me? Gemini: Great m8 Cancer: Same.. Leo: Awh ur jelly, how cute Virgo: Cool Libra: YAS LOVE YA TOO BAE. Scorpio: Whatever floats ur boat lmao Sagittarius: Damn r00d Capricorn: And that does something to me…? Aquarius: What? I don’t understand ur bullshit. Pisces: HAHAHHA ok