Just a snippet of my 2016…
My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.
Don’t worry| Be happy
support lgbt+ latinx/black people all the time not just when a tragedy happens perhaps
Jurassic World: Black Edition
Kids: Ma, can we go to Jurassic World?
Mom: You got Jurassic World money?
The End
The morning after the Pulse shooting I made this Facebook post and it ended up being shared by over 2,000 people over the course of the past couple days. This morning I wake up and see this. Facebook literally removed my post because it’s apparently offensive or inappropriate in some way. Read my post and tell me where I’m being offensive? Apparently queer and trans people aren’t allowed to be angry about tragedies that happen within our community and we’re not allowed to encourage straight people to hold themselves accountable in any regard. This is fucking disgusting.
holy crap, WTF Facebook?
me: i hate drama
drama: [happens]
me:
Who Remembers This Episode?
Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then
“Circle softs”
“Dishy squishers”
“Spongie toughies”
Target what the sweet hell????
PUFFY FLUFFS
Did their marketing department hire Aziz Ansari?
Yes.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”
Me: “Please… I need my… phone”
*opens TUMBLR*
Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
Someone’s saying it
OH WOW!!!
[News anchor: -to terms with this?
Lorri L. Jean: Well it’s been a tough day. I woke up to a 6:15 text about the murders, and I immediately experienced enormous grief. And then as the day went on I grew angry.
News anchor: Why?
Lorri L. Jean: Because the focus has been on the influence of ISIS on this murderer. And that might have impacted him, but you don’t have to go to the middle east to learn this kind of bigotry and hatred. You can get it right here in the United States from Fundamentalist Christian leaders and many GOP politicians who have fomented this kind of violence.]
never forget