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you're as gay as a clutch purse on tony night

@jackmcfarland-ish-blog / jackmcfarland-ish-blog.tumblr.com

LUIGI. Seventeen-year-old occasional dork. Can be a little melodramatic sometimes. Really, really gay. Loves being on stage and the smell of coffee. Hates boys. Likes boys. Future Pokémon master.
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it's gemini♊️♊️♊️ season. you know what that means😏😏 watch your back👀👥 because these hoes💦💦 ain't loyal🙅🙅🙅 who's ready for a month📆📆📆 filled with non stop talking💬💬💬 jokes😂😂😂 and maybe even a few repressed feelings😣😣😣 pass this on📲📲📲 to the ten🔟🔟🔟 fakest 🙈🙈🙈 bitches💅💅💅 you know💡💡💡 or get stabbed in the back🔪🔪🔪 by your⬇️⬇️⬇️ best💓💓💓 friend👯👯👯

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jedisceptile

What I really hate about this new spongebob meme is that there’s already an exact moment in the show where spongebob repeats what’s said to him in a mocking tone, it’s this moment from when spongebob works at the chumbucket:

Yet for some reason people use a completely irrelevant screenshot where spongebob acts like a chicken.

he also does it in the gay episode. but i guess the majority likes the chicken, and the majority always wins.

you: there’s other screenshots that could have worked for this meme

me: tHeReS oTHeR ScReEnsHoTS tHaT cOuLd HaVE wOrKEd foR tHiS mEme

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kendrajk

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

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samandriel

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

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aeacustero

On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a woman’s body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I can’t remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.

They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.

The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.

Now I’m not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They don’t just ‘screw up’. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, the ‘researchers’ blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.

(Sorry I can’t find any sources online and it’s been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)

There’s a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.

Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and it’s a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.

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fozmeadows

No Homo: A History

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