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happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

a shit edit for a special occasion

Watching my entire dash rise like Mushu to dunk on the travesty that is the TW movie is definitely a highlight of this whole mess.

the only thing stopping me from inviting my mutuals to have a coffee with cake and talk about our blorbos is geography 

not in the fandom, not out of the fandom, but a secret third thing

sorry I got mad about the way a fictional tv character was treated. it’ll happen again

Just read enough Teen Wolf movie spoilers to know that my opinion has not changed: Derek Hale deserved better and Jeff Davis can go fuck himself.

they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

the dehumanization of high-risk people at almost year 3 of the pandemic is so enormously scary and painful.

“high risk people will protect themselves” how? did you think about that? are we able to go grocery shopping? are we able to see loved ones? are we able to access lifesaving medical appointments? no! you refuse to protect us!

“I think you’re taking covid too seriously” I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die! I’m a human, too, and I don’t want to die! Look at me — I’m a human!

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop: