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(September 30th - November 30th, 2016)

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Can society stop demonizing technology like, I’m sorry if your nephew isn’t having a conversation with you Susan, but he’s probably just using his phone to have an excuse not to talk to you

guess where the boys are

They are in bed let them rest

after a long day of being back in town, the boys have earned this gentle slumber…

Katie Ledecky ladies and gentlemen

She was halfway to the finish line before the rest of the swimmers were still headed for their last turn. Ledecky finished a whopping 11.5 seconds before the silver medalist, finished only 6 seconds after the last person started the last 50m, and finished just under 2 seconds ahead of the World Record (which I am pretty sure she set).

For those playing along at home, her time beat the men’s WR before 1976 and was only 28 seconds off the men’s WR for the 800m. She’s also the first woman to sweep the 200m, 400m and 800m freestyle in 48 years.

And she’s only 19. 

“You should never bottle up your emotions,” I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles™ under the carpet.

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

This is actually how these two finished the 200m Semi-finals.

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

YAAASSSS POPE FRANCIS!!!!!!

He’s got sense that either your religion has to evolve or it risks losing its spot in the future

I see some people a bit confused about the whole “Jasper becoming corrupted” thing, and I’d just like to clear it up. 

Corruption isn’t really “contagious” as people are saying. It’s not like a Gem disease or something like that. What you have to remember is that when Gems fuse, they don’t just mash their bodies together. Their minds fuse as well. When Jasper fused with the corrupted Gem, that’s exactly what she did. She fused with the mind of a creature that had heard the Diamond’s song of corruption. And I’m willing to bet that song is the kind that gets stuck in your head. 

Jasper became corrupted because when she fused with the corrupted Gem, she heard the same song that corrupted it in the first place. It makes sense, and explains why even Steven’s healing power wasn’t able to help Centipeetle: The source of the corruption, the song, is still ringing inside of the heads of each and every corrupted gem to this day. 

And that’s also why I think Steven eventually will be able to surpass his mother, and heal the corrupted Gems. Because Steven, like his father, is a Bard, and there’s a little know bardic power that any fan of the Spoony One should be familiar with which can counteract any music-based spells or enchantments, called Counter Song.

COUNTERSONG, BITCH C O U N T E R S O N G also what do you want to bet that the countersong for the corruption is the credits song

REBLOGGING MAINLY FOR THAT LAST COMMENT BECAUSE HOLY SHIT

a lot of ppl comment “dating myself then” on my posts if they relate and they’re single. so guess what?

#dateyourself

buy yourself flowers. take yourself out for coffee. send yourself a cute text before bed and read it in the morning! #loveyourself

the fact that everyone on here is constantly like “hell yeah i want to die” makes me really sad :( i know (assume? hope?) that you’re all mostly joking, but i want you to know that ihatejonarbuckle is really glad you’re alive and doesn’t want you to die (and doesn’t want you to want to die) ❤

what would we do without ihatejonarbuckle

probably hate jon arbuckle a lot less

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

this is an extremely important picture

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

He has a nice face

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

man laughing alone with rice

Someone posted this on fb and OMG! doesn’t it look amazing?!?