sad + sassy

what is this, a vending machine for ants?

ants need to stay hydrated too

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

some little elephants.

😱!!!!!!!

honestly i would trust daveed diggs with my life

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

Ezra for Bernie Sanders 2016 (@lindsaykeys)

I’m wearing a shirt as a dress and the lighting in my apartment this morning was 👌

😍😍😍😍

what the hell, neopets

@damaramegido fance

Fre Sha Voca Do Where Are You?

PLAY THIS AT MY FUNERAL HOLY SHIT

imagine the movie grease but with lesbians

imagine every movie but with lesbians 

i like the way you think. you’re hired.

i am infact the entire script of bee movie

make america lesbians again

Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.

Good

hello cute girls…. i am here…. alive…. ready to be flirted with…..

Clap back of the century

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

clap back-ed him outta existence 😂