santa fe

i want to taste every inch of your body, and taste every bit of your tongue

I wanna taste some DIRT

It’s school season again so just remember that it’s perfectly okay to have sudden urges to bury yourself alive. A quiet grave among the trees is better than a math test any day

Sleep? Who the fuck is that? She bad?? She got friends??

don’t rush anything. good people end up with good people

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.

DO TELL ME MORE.

YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

Oh my god!! I found it!!

If the day comes where this comes across my dash and I do not reblog it, then let it be known that I’ve truly hit rock bottom

you: I want a sugar daddy me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

everyone reblogging this and saying its “sucrose.” listen you clowns. listen. i don’t give a mcfuckadoodle doo about your correct terminology you science SJW freaks. it’s glucose or fucking die

the people reblogging and saying “sucrose” are actually working with a shallow understanding of the concept of sugar. sucrose is, specifically, table sugar. but “sugar” is a term for a family of molecules, including glucose. just because it’s a simple sugar that one is unlikely to find in a kitchen doesn’t make it less applicable for use in this post. sucrose isn’t “sugar”, it’s a sugar, as are glucose, fructose, galactose, maltose, and lactose. you could use any of these and the post’s internal logic would hold up. nowhere in the phrase “sugar daddy” does it indicate that we’re referring to a table sugar daddy. the original post is scientifically sound

Help my wife is asleep and so perfect I can’t wait to kiss her again. I’m a little drunk and I miss her so much

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

Percy, calm the fuck down  (x)

mary shelley: hey, you wanna go grab a burger king? me, percy shelley: Good morning, are you perchance tempted to acquire a Meaty Sandwich Royal?

The original “me, an intellectual” meme

my daily routine