The Internet is Consuming My Life

congrats to @staff for ending the cold war

Eyes stay low but I’m still observing

Instagram: @youresowright

So cuuuute

i close my eyes and let the sun shine

(this one was inspired by this picture)

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

classic material

The hardest part about saving money, is convincing yourself you’re broke when there is money in the bank.

I’m just trying to take a bath and my rabbit keeps trying to jump in the tub

via @staircasewiiit

he is neither fit nor active.

incorrect, he fits in the box and activates my heart with love

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