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Anonymous asked:
tips on how to flirt
tell em u have money, a Netflix account, and good grades in school
Tell the girl you have a girlfriend. Girls love that shit
So I figured out why I don't like country. All country is about now is pride of being "country", beer, or "my life sucks cause she left and my dog died. Metal on the other hand has so much more variety in it's genre. Hate, love, heartbreak, lust, regret, story's. And pride in being hardcore. Rock of every genre is the same way. Country is for the most part annoying. Whatever happened to trying to write music like cash, and the highway men? No one cares about your damn truck. Give us some damn good music. Cash never talked about some lifted truck, he had songs like; boy named sue, ghost riders, ring of fire, one piece at a time. For fucks sake no one cares about how your girl left and how much whiskey you drank. Tell us about the mistakes you don't remember while you were drunk. Now not all country falls into this but all the "good" country stations play and people celebrate... All talk about this shit. It's fucking dumb
The island of the misfit boy
I love to sleep, cause I pretend that I'm dead But I hate waking up cause it's hard to forget That I've lost all control of this life that I've held so dear. And I wait for the bus but I'm not on the bench, I'm just spread across the ground making friends with cement, Hoping that the bus won't miss me when it comes my way. Well I made a few jokes but they said they weren't funny. I tried to force a smile but they said it was ugly. I tried to make a friend but no one was a friend to me. Poured my heart to a girl and it went on the floor, And I asked her what she wanted and she said she wanted more. I tried to find a lover, all I found was an enemy. Well I stand in front of the mirror and look at myself. And I don't make a sound but my eyes scream out help And I start to struggle to hold myself back, From thrusting my head straight through the fucking glass And I'm tired of falling for girls that don't care, And breaking my back to try to make them aware That I'm more than depressed and their time won't be wasted But I am just a broken boy that no one wants to play with. Now I'm lost in this hole and I'm sure I am stuck And I can't run away 'cause I'm lazy as fuck. So I sit on the floor as I gather my thoughts And they're full of broken promises that only piss me off. Well I lost control when I was only a boy, The world taught me angst when I deserved joy. Now I'm breaking down as I struggle to breathe, Cause I believe in a god who won't believe in me. Well I stand in front of the mirror and look at myself. And I don't make a sound but my eyes scream out help And I start to struggle to hold myself back, From thrusting my head straight through the fucking glass And I'm tired of falling for girls that don't care, And breaking my back to try to make them aware That I'm more than depressed and their time won't be wasted But I am just a broken boy that no one wants to play with. -front porch step-
Just a little more work and I'll be where I want to be at
Lol
Damn you stupid girl why won't you drop your guard, The space between our lips is bound to break my ever aching heart, And I'm so sure, That you will never find a man that is ever gonna love you more, so why won't you, Love me.
About to road rage lol
Fucking love archer
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At the tattoo expo... Dude's trying to be operator as fuck.... #familyActivities #fail #nastyGirls
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Many people like to drink coconut water. Some like to drink it because they believe it contains miraculous health-chemicals. Others like to drink it because they believe it tastes good. Both of these groups are incorrect.
As Michael Moss explains in a very cool presentation over at the New York Times, the purported health benefits of coconut water are mostly exaggerated and/or unproven—in fact, after a 2011 class-action lawsuit, one of the most popular brands of coconut water isn’t even allowed to claim that the stuff hydrates you better than Gatorade, which doesn’t even hydrate you as well as friggin’ tap water.
As for the latter group, let it be known that coconut water tastes bad and is gross, unless you are into regular-ass water with some plain white sugar dissolved in it, in which case you are probably a cockroach. If you are stranded on a desert island with a lone coconut-producing tree, that is a scenario in which it is cool for you to be all, “Hey, yeah! This coconut water is excellent!” In all other scenarios, liking coconut water is a bad opinion.
Desert Island Beverages, Ranked:
1. Coconut water 1a. Armpit sweat 2. Being hit by a car 3. Ocean water
Don’t drink coconut water. Thank you.
I drink it after a long night of heavy drinking to rehydrate for pt in the morning... It works, and I've done this ever since I've been stationed in Hawaii. Also helps with hang overs, also proven. Your welcome fellow drinkers.
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Anonymous asked:
my boyfriend isn't exactly a cute guy and everyone tells me I can do better and honestly I know I can but I love him for him not his looks but lately he's been acting like a real asshole and ever since we had sex it's like he doesn't really appreciate me that much like what do I even do about this
you sound like an asshat so you should do both of yall a favor and break up with him
I agree with the scientist :p It's a toxic relationship, he's not in it for your personality, that's why his changed already
Girl I walked past: hey, you are sexy Me: ummm are you talking to me miss? Girl: mhmm, I love a man in uniform. Me: you're like 10, Girl: I'm 16 thank you very much Yeah cause being 16 doesn't make it illegal right? Finish high school girls. Quit spreading your legs and looking for a husband when you haven't even finished high school. Fuck