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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
Me as Brobot. Thank you terminallykarkalicious for handling my camera for me.
Help Our Turtle Friends!!!
AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING
THIS IS A LITERAL GODSEND
BACKS AND SHOULDERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HELL
things i dont need in my life:
queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones
everything i never knew i needed
owlstuck
idk what I was thinking but each is roughly based on a different kind of owl if you wanna know what they are feel free to ask
is this OFF
somebody needs to draw the batter riding that duck
you called?
Yes perfect.
what does a tree do when it wants to leave
its leaves
WAIT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
Somehow this version is funnier.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
I SAID THIS YESTERDAY TO MY CRUSH THING AND HE SAID “PLEASE” SDOFJOLSHIAFLA
I would like to make a film to tell children “it’s good to be alive”.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
