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me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
La letra con amor, entra. (via)
if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it
Some recent and out of order drawings for Inktober.
Image 1 is the Inktober Prompt List
Image 2 is Day 1: Poisonous, a rabid animal attacks a human
Image 3 is Day 3: Roasted, two burnt hands pick up a pumpkin pie fresh out of the oven
Image 4 is Day 2: Tranquil, I lift a cup of hot chocolate to my partner’s mouth
Image 4 is Day 4: Spell, a mixed race person tries to decide how they want their hair done for a night out in the cold weather
Image 5 is Day 5: Chicken, a chicken herder brings their flock over the hill to go to the chicken town from which they came
Image 6 is an original Illustration to a class screen printing project
Image 7 is Day 16: Angular, a skeleton does his makeup bring out all the angles
Image 8 is Day 23: Muddy, a non black POC is slathered in mud but keeps it in her weave. #MuddyQueen
More to come on my actual portfolio space.
fuck it *discovers my inner worth*
Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently. In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism
and the allen one
From the mouth of a One Percenter -
Abigail Disney
!!!!!!!!!!!
“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”
turtle neck
thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….
In case anyone was worried about this little guy
Thank you, I was :D
armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby
yeah the movie titanic was sad but i can watch it now and not even blink twice. bridge to terabithia on the other hand? i saw that movie one (1) time as a kid and vowed immediately afterwords to never ever watch it again. once was enough for that movie
“You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.”
-Madeleine L'Engle
The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far
They deadass got a live bear….
today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ”
girl just throw the whole husband out
Fellas is it gay to eat food?? I mean you are putting stuff in your mouth and swallowing it 🤔🤔🤔
