Don't Mess With My Games

shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

Jack’s Average Life - Off schedule update to post this… I have a Patreon  where I’m posting early updates, only Patreon comics, art raffles, etc. Feel free to check it out and help me spread the word. (Also those rewards are old drawings, you can see my latest digital art stuff in my personal tumblr and/or instagram )

Here are the other links:

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tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing 

when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do

nintendo:

me:

BONUS

“SomeBRA-DY once told me the WoooooorrRRRllld was gonna roll me”

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

finally….

important relic from the Tumblr Dark Ages

Artist self-esteem vs. Overly Supportive Friend

based on a convo with @nekayne

I am both of these. Holy shit.

YES.

@cass-andors

@kawaguardian

I am the overly supportive friend @ Marissa U gr8, bro

@elliotdrawpls :D NOW you know the truth :3

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I SHOULD BE SEEING THIS ON MY DASH LIKE 5 TIMES A DAY NOW COME ON WHERE YALL AT

I will stop after Christmas

I won’t

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONCE ON MY DASH THIS YEAR??????

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Expression Challenge: Rhys C5 and Jack A4 requested by @mcsqueem 

Really like how this one turned out C:

Recently,  opening limited-time cafes to celebrate certain events has been popular in Japan. There was a Pokemon cafe, a Love Live cafe, a Kirby cafe, a Sailor Moon cafe, a Rilakuma cafe, a Mario cafe, a Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen cafe… all serving food based on the properties, naturally. Things like Rilakuma-shaped rice relaxing in a pool of curry, a burger with Pikachu’s face and tortilla chip ears, y’know, things fans of the series would be into.

For Sonic the Hedgehog’s twenty-fifth anniversary, Sega decided to open a Sonic cafe. A couple of the menu items are what you would expect: a chili dog with a side of onion rings, a parfait based on that crazy ice cream from Sonic Unleashed… but everything else is just really random and weird.

Case in point, this Shadow burger, with a bun colored black by the addition of bamboo charcoal, which has been a popular trend in Japan the last few years. It’s not the bun that your eyes are drawn to, though. It’s the cheese. The cheese with a character printed on it.

THAT IS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG CHEESE.

This is not a joke. This is a real thing that Sega has decided to do. There exist in this world slices of American cheese with Shadow the Hedgehog printed on them. I don’t even know how to react to this. The burger costs ten bucks and the menu claims that if you eat it, you might be consumed by dark energies.

Shadow the Hedgehog cheese.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG CHEESE.

IT’S HAPPENING IT’S REALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!