please kill me

I was going to wait until I beat the game to post this, but I’m posting it early. My friend said every time they hear this song they imagine Dusknoir playing the trumpet so. I had to.

so my dad is a college professor and he just got alerted recently that in an effort to go “paperless,” the faculty is having their printers taken away. My dad decided to take this opportunity and… create a meme? So he goes proudly up to me and tells me “I created a meme!!!” and lo and behold…

my dad’s first meme

he was so proud of it and he emailed it individually to other faculty and nobody gave him any acknowledgement, he came into my room all sad. pls share to give my father the meme support he deserves

i edited the watermark, since some ppl could think they souldnt reblog, pls reblog

LETS DO THIS YOUTUBER STYLE, IF THIS POST GETS TO 4K IM POSTING TODODEKU, AND IF ANY WORKOUT PIECE GETS TO 10K IM POSTING MOMOJIROU YOGA GO

no?

ok

im sorry

new genre concept: soft apocalypse

the world as we know it has ended and mother nature starts taking back what’s hers. there are no zombies or cannibals or murderous bandits. the most valued members of the community are those who know how to garden and farm, sew and weave, treat wounds, work wood or build with bricks, cook from scratch. 

people bond together to begin rebuilding instead of killing each other. everyone teaches each other whatever they do know and works together to figure out the stuff none of them know. books become incredibly valued resources because they’re often the only way to learn critical information. if someone is elderly, disabled, or otherwise unable to work at the same level as most of the community, they’re taken care of by the others, not told any sort of “survival of the fittest” bs.

as the generations ware on, communities begin expanding into small cities. some of the settlements even find ways to repurpose solar or wind power on a small scale and have electricity in some of their buildings. storytellers wander the countryside telling tales of the old world in return for some hot stew or a place to rest for the night, and the mythos of the new world start to incorporate elements of the past. the only thing that remains constant is that humans survive, and they do it by working together.

MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO YOKOHAMA KAIDASHI KIKOU

A CHILL AF MANGA ABOUT A ROBOT LADY RUNNING A COFFEE SHOP DURING THE DECLINE OF HUMANITY WHERE EVERYONE IS SUPER NICE AND HAPPY AND IT’S JUST REALLY LOVELY

IT IS LEGIT ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCI-FI WORKS AND A HUGE INSPIRATION FOR MY WRITING

IF YOU LIKE A QUIET END OF THE WORLD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT BLESS

a non dystopian future would be a nice change of pace for once XD

if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting

this shit dragged my ass within the first two lines of text, I’m done!

me as well

How did it know I have been maticulously watching my finances?  How did it know that I hate my roommate and am in a stressful situation because she is the dirtiest person I’ve ever met?  How did it know that I’m a year into a long distance relationship/ have constant feelings of loneliness??  

i feel utterly exposed what the shit

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

oh my GOD

this is terrible but l want “I want slime. I want alien sex. I demand alien sex!” tattooed on my body right now

I’M SORRY BUT THE KLINGON TIDDY WINDOW DOES NOT GET OLD FAST LIKE THESE CHICKS ARE SO CONFIDENT THAT NO MOTHERFUCKER IS GUNNA BE STRONG ENOUGH TO STAB THEM IN THE HEART THAT THEY JUST LEAVE THAT SHIT WIDE OPEN AND EXPOSED HOW CAN U THINK THAT GETS OLD 

I also demand alien sex but probably in a very different way from what this guy wants

I traveled back in time specifically so I could write this and send it in

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

This reminded me that Radio Garden exists. Pick a location and bask. 👌

mum says it’s my turn with the carbon

[Extends my fist out to you. Something is enclosed within my hand] :)

[Opens my palm]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af

How could you forget all the cool heavy metal ladies!? The metal scene of Botswana is NOT just a boys club

Anyone know any of the names of these individual’s groups? I love metal music and I’m always looking for new bands to listen to.

Wrust is my fave. Overthrust, Gunsmoke, and Demon are also good. 

PS in Botswana metal heads are called Marok, and lady metalheads call themselves Queens and give themselves badass nicknames like Phoenix Death Serpent.

I just realized that this D.va spray is a reference to K-pop idol Seolhyun