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THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

@giantdadhaslanded / giantdadhaslanded.tumblr.com

I AM GIANTDAD, I COME AND LEAVE CORPSES WELL? WHAT IS IT! ITS THE ASK BLOG FROM HELL.
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I NEED TO BE STOPPED

MY COLLECTION OF GIANTDAD MEMES AND MERC IS GOING TO REACH CRITICAL MASS SOMEDAY.

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The end of Giantdad

Hey there guys, its been a while. I haven't been logged on in forever because I’m just so busy and focused on work. For those who don’t know I’m working full time and its really great. My hours are a bit crazy and there is so much to learn I come home exhausted but very satisfied. But I realized that I just kinda dropped of the face of the earth without saying a thing. That this blog still lives but while I’m away it is unceremoniously gathering dust. So its time to sit down and do this properly… its time to close shop permanently.

Before I get into the details, I want to apologize… to everyone. To my friends who I’ve met here, to the long time or recent followers and to everyone who’ve I have interacted with. I am sorry for my behavior. I am sorry for not living up to all your expectations and most of all I am sorry for losing contact. I cannot give any reasonable explanation for anything; all I can offer is my deepest honest apology because what I did was honestly quite terrible.

I am sorry.

However I would also like to take the time to say thank you

This blog was created three years ago while I was at a very low point in my life. Suffice to say I lived through some intense events and I played Dark Souls as an outlet. I got immersed in the lore and community and out of a whim I decided to make a blog about OnlyAfro’s crazy, silly and outrageous character to not only cheer myself up but also to make people laugh. Make something that will at the very least give them a chuckle because I understand that it really sucks being in a miserable place. So Giantdad was born. 

1300 followers, 1980 posts and countless asks received later and here we are. Never in my wildest dreams would I have expected this to grow so much and be so well received by everyone I contacted. As this Giantdad grew larger it became something else for me. I let my creativity run rampant and I learnt to how to let go of my prejudices and masks. As Giantdad’s antics became more and more crazy I gained confidence and developed my writing skills. I let more and more of myself reflect into him and then without noticing it my interpretation of Giantdad wasn’t just a meme character anymore but a crazy exaggeration of myself. I didn’t think, I just wrote and it became the character who you all come to experience. 

Life still was rocky but I changed and grew so much as a person. I spent most if not all of my free time working on this and it was a large part of who I was. This blog is so important to me because I can honestly say it is the source of my happiest memories from the past three years. I met countless of interesting and passionate people, some of which I became friends with while I fought against others. Despite our differences, I still respect and consider them as part of my experience on this platform.

All to say is 

Thank you so much for everything you all done for me. 

I cannot express my gratitude for debt that I owe you all for giving me a small part of your time. For encouraging this blog and all its insanity that it is. For sharing what little I made to make others laugh too. Lastly and most importantly, you all were here for me when I was at my lows even if you didn’t know. 

But like all good things, there comes an end. I believe that now is the time. 

Again, Thank you all and I’ll see you guys around.

I’ll leave you guys with one last post and a huge tag list of everyone who really made this time here unique. I am sorry if I miss anyone, I genuinely looked and I think that some of you changed your URLS. Nonetheless I am very grateful to you all. 

I am not going to delete so everything is going to be archived. 

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nitro-devil

So I’m making a Giant Dad build but with Dex ;3

We TALKED ABOUT THIS

A build to surpass the metal gear

You would DARE to pervert the Legend?

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aurotoiras

GIANTDADDY GIVING YOU THE SOULIES

I AM THE FIRST TO PERVERT THE LEGEND

We decided to let that one slide since we’re all already full of sin remember?

I am going to find a way to buy this game. I will find your account names, and I will never stop invading you. EVER.

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superllama42

Dark Souls: A tragic, oppressively dark story about the end of an era, where great heroes and powerful gods are reduced to broken, insane shells of their former selves, and no matter what you do, there’s no guarantee that it’s really the right thing and everyone could very well be screwed no matter what.

Dark Souls fandom:

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bangage
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what’s the dark souls of food

Anything with sauces.

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spitblaze

Durian

boiled ramen noodles with watery turkey gravy

or this one vegatable and rice soup my mom made once that was literally grey

The real Dark Souls of food is a fresh steak, blue as can be. So blue it’s bloody. So fresh it’s still mooing. It’s fighting back. You are armed with a butcher’s knife and facing down a massive, bloodthirsty bull. You must dodge its horns and hooves, slay the beast, carve your steak from its flesh, and prepare and eat it yourself before the staff will unlock the restaurant doors and let you go home to your family. After you roll clear of the bull’s first few charges, the sous-chef comes out of god damn nowhere, clad only in rags and a burlap sack with eyeholes cut out of it, and tries to lay into you with a cleaver. “Be wary of enemy,” yells your server helpfully. “Try rolling.”

It’s a pretty good steak. Your friends really wish you would shut up about it. You are insistent that they have to visit that restaurant sometime. When one of them finally agrees to go, you are ready. After your friend rolls clear of the bull’s first few charges, you burst out of the restroom in a bulletproof vest and rush them with a baseball bat. The real steak dinner starts here.

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TAGGED By THIS FARTHOOFER: @the-crest-fallen​

I NAME / ALIAS. Etienne, ATM, Giantdad, GD, Leo

II BIRTHDAY. August 8th

III ZODIAC SIGN. LEONIDAS BITCHES

IV HEIGHT. 6 Foot

V. TIME.  Canada Time

VI. SLEEP. Constantly, I can sleep ANYWHERE. (I’ve fallen asleep standing up once before)

VII. FAVORITE BOOKS. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Way of Shadows, The Martian

VIII. FAVORITE ARTISTS. I am not a very cultured man in terms of the arts unfortunately. So I’m just going to list bands I like: Streetlight Manifesto, Dance of the Dead, Ambassadors, Hey Rosetta, GoldFish, Disturbed and Macklemore. Bite me

IX. LAST MOVIE I WATCHED. AntMan, good shit

X. COLLEGE. Partial, Started in engineering but didn’t get far. Reapplied to a military college in Military Strategy but got denied. Currently in night studies for a BAC in Languages 

XII. DREAM JOB. Astronaut, English Teacher in forein countries, Army Officier in the Armor Corps, Gundam Pilot

XIII. THE MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL. Once upon a time it was giantdadiscoming but then I realized that that title had a lot of sexual undertones and I was just like “naaaaaaw” so I changed it to giantdadhaslanded. It was supposed to a warning kinda like when someone invades your world in Dark Souls as in “MegaDonger has invaded your world” kinda deal. :P

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(( Aight so

1: I recently got a tattoo 2: I have a small stuffed toy dog named Thunder3: Probably going to have a career in the army4: I never been broken up with, I was always the one to cut the line (but like I’ve had three serious relationships so its a unbalanced statistic.5: I speak 4 languages (French, English, Spanish, Italian), two completely fluently and the two others less so. ))

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