bradley whitford PLEASE respond to my dms

staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in no one else no one else can speak the words on your lips drench yourself in words unspoken live your life with arms wide open today is where your book begins the rest is still unwritten

They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president “takes” the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???? and mitt romney says

paul

thats why i ran

and i just realized that now that i have read this fanfic i cant undo it. i can never go back to a state of never having read this fic

Since I’m not a tease, I bravely scoured my archive for the original fic and here she is

Now we know where that smirk came from.

They dicked cheney!

just another day of not breaking the cycle

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

Red means I love you.

big day for weird lesbians 😭‼️‼️ (me)

laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball

hhhnnngg monster women

coworker had the nerve to be like “have you ever even heard of blur (band)?”

i’m a transgender bisexual man. Of fucking course i know who damon albarn is

Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth in PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (1995)

#I see your hand flex and I raise you to uncalculated hand holding

@harrietvane tags: #and secondly: ugggghhhh how he pulls his hands back when he realises he’s Not Allowed To Do That#even when his first only and overriding instinct is to hold her! hold her immediately!

and she thinks he's withdrawing because he decides he positively can't ally himself with her ever-more-horrible family!

LET’S GROOVE! an ode to unsettling dance scenes

GET DOWN

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