The Signs As “Inside Out” Emotions

Joy: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus

Anger: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries

Fear: Aquarius, Sagittarius

Sadness: Gemini, Virgo

Disgust: Libra, Leo

AHS Coven characters as signs

Fiona: SCORPIO, leo

Cordelia: cancer, aquarius, virgo

Madison: leo, SCORPIO, gemini

Zoe: taurus, cancer

Queenie: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius

Misty: Pisces, Libra

Nan: Virgo, Aquarius

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Astrological Crash Course: Chiron

Chiron describes how we heal and heal others. It can signify moving on from a deep, intense struggle. Chiron is where we feel held back, what we need to move on from, and how we advise others based on the struggles we’ve gone through. Chiron has three parts to decipher. The sign, what the house signifies based on the sign, and what the house means. 

For example: My Chiron is in Libra in my 5th house. This means that I constantly am comparing myself to others and I need other people to tell me who I am. I try to make myself whole by self-expression through creative means and by teaching others whenever I can. 

This will begin to make more sense as you read up on your sign/house, I promise!

C H I R O N    I N    T H E    S I G N S

ARIES: Having Chiron in Aries is going to make you feel like you don’t really know where you belong. You can have problems with asserting yourself, making yourself feel like you matter at all, and trying to figure out who you’re meant to be. In order to completely heal yourself, you have to try to be more assertive and recognize that you do have the power to make your life what you want it to be. Your house will signify where in your life you’ll see the most progress.

TAURUS: Having Chiron in Taurus leaves you feeling left behind. It’s common for those with this placement to feel neglected and forgotten about. You could feel like you’re always missing something, that there’s someone or something in your life that you desperately need, but never get. Healing begins with learning to regard yourself as something worth loving. Love yourself, value yourself, and stand up for yourself. Your house will signify what you value the most.

GEMINI: Having Chiron in Gemini can make you shy and withdrawn. Feeling like you’re not smart enough or good enough in comparison to your peers is also a common thing for those with this placement. Inferiority complexes, not being able to properly communicate with others, and lacking confidence are all traits of having Chiron in Gemini. To heal, you’ll have to become more confident in yourself. Your house will signify which part of your life will make the biggest impact on what you think and feel.

CANCER: Having Chiron in Cancer means you’re selfless to a fault. You constantly give and give to others, but never expect much in return – if anything. You can feel like no one wants you around or that you’re just bothering everyone. In order to heal, you’ll have to stop giving so much of yourself away to other people and be selfish sometimes. Your house will signify where you feel like you’re being held back.

LEO: Having Chiron in Leo means that you feel like no one cares about you and appreciates you. You can feel like nothing you do is good enough for anyone and that there’s always going to be someone better than you. It can feel like because of this, people never pay attention to you and think that you’re just in the way. To get over this and to heal, you need to try to believe in yourself more. Your house will signify which areas of your life you’re the most creative in.

VIRGO: Having Chiron in Virgo means you worry way too much. You worry about everything all the time and you find fault in everything you say and do. You’re constantly criticizing yourself and never feel like you can live up to your standards or the standards of anyone else. To heal, you’ll need to learn to accept mistakes and minor problems. Your house will signify how you make changes in your life. 

LIBRA: Having Chiron in Libra means that you need the approval of others to make yourself feel like you’re worthy of anything. You never really know who you truly are and you need other people to tell you who you are and which role to play in your own life. To heal, you need more structure in your life to make you feel like you’re more in control of what happens to you. Your house will signify how you make yourself feel complete. 

SCORPIO: Having Chiron in Scorpio means that you’re always worried about people leaving you. You feel like you don’t have any power over your life or what happens to you. Being left behind is one of your biggest fears and you’re scared that it’s always going to become a reality. In order to heal, you’ll have to find yourself and become your own best friend. Your house will signify what empowers you and how you’ll give power to yourself.

SAGITTARIUS: Having Chiron in Sagittarius means that you don’t feel like you connect with yourself. You might feel like you’re detached from your body, or that your soul is detached from yourself. It’s possible that you don’t feel like you have anything to offer anyone or that you feel like you don’t know enough about life to make it. To heal yourself, you’ll need to find out who you are deep down and connect with that person. Your house will signify how you can realign your soul with your body, how you’ll feel complete. 

CAPRICORN: Having Chiron in Capricorn means that you don’t really know what your purpose is. You can feel directionless, like you don’t have a reason to be here. It’s possible that you feel like everyone in your life has turned you away and that you can’t do anything to regain their love. Healing begins with finding what makes you feel like you matter and finding your self worth. You house will signify how you find balance in your life and even yourself out.

AQUARIUS: Having Chiron in Aquarius means that you might not feel like you fit in anywhere. That even with your friends, you never feel like you have a place. You can feel like you’re just like everyone else, that you’re not special or important, and that you’re easily replaceable. In order to heal, you have to be around people who care about you and love you completely. Your house will signify how you connect to the life you live.

PISCES: Having Chiron in Pisces means that you can perpetually feel guilty, even if you haven’t done anything to feel guilty about. You can feel like it’s always you against the world, that people are always mad at you, and that you’re always a victim. In order to heal and get past this, you have to clear your mind and find a reason to keep going. Your house will signify where you fit in and where you feel most comfortable.

C H I R O N    I N    T H E    H O U S E S

1ST HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 1st house means that you’re a natural leader. You find it easy to take charge and people respect you and see you as an authority figure. 

2ND HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 2nd house means that you’re great at achieving balance and teaching others what’s important. You can easily change how a person thinks and feels and get them to believe what you believe. 

3RD HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 3rd house means that you’re a great teacher. You’re amazing at telling other people how things work, communicating, and exchanging information. 

4TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 4th house means that you’re very intuitive. You do best when you can connect things to your emotions. You’re a good counselor and don’t mind listening to people talk about their problems. 

5TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 5th house means that you’re great with children. You’re a natural teacher and find it easy to express yourself through creative means.

6TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 6th house means that you love to help other people. You want to make everyone be as good at what they do as possible and as healthy as they possibly can be. 

7TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 7th house means that you tend to mirror other people and adopt their personalities as your own. You tend to understand who you are through other people and their actions.

8TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 8th house means that you feel most empowered when you can control your emotions completely. You can be prone to emotional outbursts, but when you can handle them, you feel amazing.

9TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 9th house means that you’re constantly trying to find the truth. You’re really great at teaching other people and find a lot of joy in offering advice to other people.  

10TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 10th house means that you want to treat everyone the same and help your dreams become a reality. You’re very idealistic and feel the best when you can make some of your ideals happen.

11TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 11th house means that you feel best when you can just go with the flow. You understand that things just happen sometimes and there’s nothing you can do about it.

12TH HOUSE: Having Chiron in your 12th house means that you’re very intuitive. You use your intuition to help you decide which people to follow and which to leave alone. You do best when someone else is telling you what to do.

To learn about the asteroids and how houses/signs affect what they mean, go here.

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signs most to least likely to be shy around new people

Taurus Scorpio Cancer Gemini Capricorn Pisces Libra Virgo Aquarius Sagittarius Leo Aries

A group of Aries is called an army.

A group of Taurus is called a potato garden.

A group of Geminis is called hippies.

A group of Cancers is called hermit crabs.

A group of Leos is called New York Fashion Week.

A group of Virgos is called a farmers market.

A group of Libras is called a couple of scales.

A group of Scorpios is called an orgy.

A group of Sagittarius is called trouble.

A group of Capricorns is called hell.

A group of Aquarius is called a spaceship.

A group of Pisces is called a school of fish.

if the signs were a superhero squad...

(LONG POST, SORRY)

Aries: The super kick-ass one, often impulsive but in an annoyingly lovable way. Has a tendency to jump in to protect others, especially Pisces (even though they don’t need it), occasionally fucks up the plan. Strong opinions on matters, fights to be heard during discussions, probably has great ideas but no one really takes them seriously. Needs either Libra or Aquarius to hear them out and present their ideas to the group in a strategic way. Will beat the shit out of anyone threatening the group members, may spend too much time on one enemy just to see them completely knocked out. Enhanced speed, reflexes and fire powers might as well have flamethrowers for arms. Attack, short to mid range.

Taurus: Rather passive but cooperative, the others tend to gravitate towards them for comfort. Level-headed, but when others disagree with them they refuse to back down. Often requires Virgo to point out the reasons for conflict in their views in order for them to come to a consensus, however they don’t often contribute ideas so it rarely happens. They are very down-to-earth and patient. Organizes team movie nights and relaxation trips, so everyone has to love them to some extent. Cancer and Pisces probably find excuses to hang out/pair up with them. Enhanced super strength and stamina. More on the defensive side, short range.

Gemini: The one everyone mistakes for a mischievous airhead, but is actually a genius who is able to figure out the criminal or villain’s intentions way ahead of the game. Doesn’t strategize but is very good at piecing things together, however they only share their theories with fellow Air signs Libra and Aquarius. Doesn’t hang out with the group much for some reason even though they’re very social, no one knows where they’re off to (could be another date they didn’t tell anyone about, could be an undercover mission, who knows). Always fun to be around although they may not know when to be serious, makes light-hearted quips at everything. Enhanced hearing and intellect, able to fly and teleport. Alternates between attack and defense, mostly tries to distract the enemy.

Cancer: The protective one of the group, goes to the defense of anyone being blamed by the others. Really sweet and caring, but everyone knows not to make them mad (Aries found out the hard way). When upset, they may have dangerous mood swings and are potentially destructive, so they hole up in their room (with comfortable blankets and television). Taurus is the only one allowed in, and brings comfort food so they can hang out in silence. The most concerned when someone comes in injured, does their best to make sure the other is okay, even if it means forcibly making Virgo heal them. Enhanced life force, intimidating water powers (chaotic emotions can cause typhoons). Defense, mid to long range.

Leo: The unofficial second leader. Plans and ideas usually aren’t very well developed or thought-out, but somehow manages to convince half the group over to their side. Something about them commands attention and respect, and they always have a way of stealing the show (Capricorn is kind of pissed, though they’d never admit it). Acts smug and egoistic, but beneath it all can be quite sensitive, and they have a heart of gold. Has a soft spot for Sagittarius, which may affect their decision making at times. Not usually intimidating and rather approachable, though there is no match for their fury when the group is threatened by outside forces. Everyone looks up to them, in awe of their courage and capacity for love. Enhanced strength and speed. Attack, short to mid range.

Virgo: The healer and analyst/scientist. Doesn’t contribute plans until they deem it necessary, prefers to listen and observe. Has amazing thinking prowess, and finds loopholes or flaws in plans that no one else realizes. Helps Capricorn in research and conducts experimentation in their own labatory, occasionally with Aquarius’ assistance. Everyone secretly admires their apparent intelligence, and many are even slightly attracted to them because of it. Doesn’t socialize much, but always agrees to spend the late hours gazing at stars with Pisces… and probably has a tension-filled rivalry with Scorpio (not a bad one though, if you know what I mean). Maintains a slightly mysterious air to them. Regeneration and healing powers. Field medic as well as defense (if needed), mid-range.

Libra: Harmonious mediator of the group. The gorgeous but oblivious one that everyone sought after at some point of time. They like to bask in the peaceful atmosphere whenever the rest aren’t fighting over who’s turn it is to cook, therefore they try as hard as possible to prevent any fall-outs and negotiate arguments. Sometimes they can’t help but add in their two cents while trying to sort out conflicts however, but no one can find it in themselves to be mad at them. They can be trouble when the group is trying to make a decision because they can’t stand to see people get hurt, even when it’s the enemy. When this happens Leo has to talk to them privately on why the decision is necessary. Probably bakes cookies for everyone on every single possible occasion. Able to fly, powers of invisibility. Defense only because they won’t attack without good reason, short to mid range.

Scorpio: The spy and dangerous seductress that most find hard to trust at first. Can be ruthless, but by no means are they cold-hearted. Highly intelligent but only displays it in group strategizing, for they can seem unapproachable and do not find the need to converse much with others. Probably has an unconfirmed, mysterious past, but no one questions them about it and the prefer it that way. Doesn’t really like following orders, but have respect for Capricorn and therefore cooperate. Except that one time they kicked Sagittarius out and refused to be roommates, but well. Also might have a thing for Pisces, though they never approach them (their stares are pretty obvious). Highly skilled with weapons, can poison someone through water manipulation. Attack, all ranges.

Sagittarius: Tendency to get into trouble even though they don’t mean to, often supports Aries just for the fun of it. Also provokes others just for the fun of it. Okay, so maybe they kind of do mean to. Very easygoing and craves excitement a lot of the time, so they have a habit of disappearing like Gemini (probably with Gemini). Capricorn is kind of sick of them but they’re invaluable to the group, plus Leo likes them. They’re the “watchers” of the group, the first to be on the alert if there’s trouble somewhere, and the one who wakes everyone up to haul ass and save the day. On the other hand, they’re pretty much always late to group meetings. Free-spirited, makes jokes that everyone can’t help but laugh at even on the battlefield. Enhanced sight and speed, and of course, the bow and explosive arrows never leave their side. Attack, mid to long range.

Capricorn: The leader of the group. Capable of making informed decisions that best benefit everyone, while cutting costs, because the facilities in the building are expensive (see: Virgo’s totally rad science lab). The diligent, calm and collected one who has amazing self-control to not stab themselves when everyone is being a pain in the ass. Slightly intimidating in their own way, but everyone low-key has a crush on them. Gemini and Sagittarius think they should get out more often, and sometimes Libra tries to take them out shopping to no avail. Absolutely terrifying when pushed past the limits of their emotional control - though this hasn’t occurred since that event that no one shall speak of. Enhanced mental strength (impervious to mind manipulation), metabolism and stamina. Is striking fear into the hearts of enemies considered a superpower? Attack and defense, short to mid range.

Aquarius: Accidentally gives everyone the impression of a reclusive asshole in the beginning. Rather detached and unemotional, even more so when in a serious situation - but totally down for a good time whenever. When not distant, they are playful and downright dirty with their spontaneous quips, followed by an air of complete disinterest. Everyone simultaneously detests and adores them in secret, and it’s seems impossible to figure them out. They do not give anyone special treatment, so they’re pretty much loners and don’t hang out with anyone particularly, unless someone appears to them as one of a higher intellect than most. Also, the others have an ongoing bet on who gets to see what’s in their room first. Able to fly, electricity manipulation and telekinesis. Attack, mid to long range.

Pisces: The one everyone adores, because who wouldn’t? They seem sweet and naive, but only a select few sense a dangerous undertone to them. On occasions they’ve dropped casual statement as though wondering what the weather would be like tomorrow, only for them to come true sometime later. They act as though nothing is off, though, so somehow everyone lets it slide. Would rather snuggle on a couch with whoever is readily available than participate in group meetings, but again, everyone lets it slide (even Capricorn). They always have a dreamy look to them that makes them seem like they’re off in their own world. It’s difficult to confront them about anything and come to an actual conclusion on the matter, so eventually no one bothers. They hang out with everyone but try especially hard to talk to Aquarius, and strongly believe that everyone has a vulnerable side to them. Able to change the state of objects, strong intuitive gifts and telepathy. Defense, mid to long range.