Latino Problems #2
When you decide to go on the diet! You: hey mom, I'm going on a diet...do you think I can have a little less than usual? Mom: *gasp* you don't like my cooking?! You: what?! No! I'm just- Mom: why do you hate me so much! You: mom! Mom: just stab me! You: this isn't a telenovia! Mom: you broke my heart! You: *groans* fine! Give me my usual then! Mom: *goes back to her normal self before the argument* how many tortillas do you want?