jessie from pokemon is such an upsetting character bc her life has been a failure since the very beginning

she is a broken person

unlike for james, who could quit at any time and return to a comfortable life, for jessie, team rocket is everything she has.

she lived in poverty, with a mother who was a criminal, and they were so poor they ate snow

her mother disappeared, looking for mew. there was never a mention of jessie having a father

she wanted to be an actress, and decided to take that route instead of going with a boy she loved, but she ended up losing both as her audition didn’t go through

she wanted to be a nurse, but failed

and now she keeps failing trying to catch that god damned pikachu

as much as i like dawn i almost want jessie to win all the ribbons because she fucking deserves to be happy and she deserves those victories and she deserves a friend like james

*wipes a tear* u go girl

this post is good except for one tiny detail, and that’s that james cannot just “quit at any time and return to a comfortable life”

james’ family has riches and luxury, yes, but his parents are neglectful & uncaring and have engaged him to an abuser. they refuse to let him live in the lap of luxury unless he marries her and spends his whole life miserable.

everything about jessie and james is, from where i’m standing, intended to be opposite. james is a soft-spoken boy from a family that knows wealth but not love. jessie is a headstrong and outspoken girl from a family that knows love but is dirt poor.

the thing they have in common is that neither of them found happiness until they found each other (and meowth, of course) i know this post is about jessie, and trust me–she fucking deserves it–but you can praise her like the queen she is without making it sound like her partner has it easy. neither of them could live the lives that were handed to them with a smile on their face, and they’re both amazingly strong people for continuing to work hard every day, even if it is as antagonists.

Extreme Team Rocket analysis, and I love it~

It’s technically true.

My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.

Well if you word your questions like that and don’t provide an answer bank, then you should accept the consequences and give the kid the point.

When I taught English I would give the kids half a point if they outsmarted me.  I mean, they may not have gotten the point of the lesson, but at least they were thinking, you know?

Only this show.

Plot twist

Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. “Welcome back. You’ve been in a coma for 8 years” says the doctor. “You ran face first into a wall lmao”

NO

Plot Twist: 

Mrs Weasley makes all her kids volunteer at the hospital, and she encourages ron to go talk to the coma patient who’s his age that no one ever visits

hermione is a smart girl who volunteers to read to coma patients in the hospitals

at first ron is like “back the fuck off, this is my gig” cause he’s 11 and he doesn’t like girls yet, but soon the two of them start to get along, and they talk to each other and pretend to include comatose harry in the conversation.

and ginny, who is still totally a badass, but also a hopeless romantic, kisses him like he’s sleeping beauty and might wake up

they both get weirdly protective of the boy the same age as them, who’s been in a coma for so long, and get really mad when the Dursleys decide to pull the plug

(petunia actually feels bad about it, because she did love her sister and harry is all there is left of her)

so ron and hermione hatch this elaborate scheme to keep harry alive by moving him around the hospital, so the doctors can’t ever find him

they get caught, and harry gets taken off life support and monitor gives out one long beep, and he’s dead

and then suddenly his heart starts beating again, and he blinks is eyes and sits up and goes “Ron? Hermione? …you don’t look how i pictured…”

and it turns out that harry really did have a lot of money left to him by his parents, and if he’d died the dursleys would have gotten all of it (vernon’s evil plot, prolly), but it’s 8 years later and he’s legal and gets all of it

but Mrs. Weasley totally takes him in because all of the weasley have grown fond of him over the years, despite never really getting to know him.

PS: hagrid was the janitor that talked to harry during the night shift

PPS: snape was the orderly who was always a little too rough with harry when cleaning him up or changing his sheets, because he didn’t give a fuck the kids in a coma, but then was surprisingly helpful to ron and hermione when they were trying to keep harry alive

*slams fist on table* YES

i support this 110%

YES YES YES YES YESYEYSYESYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYZYEYSYFGZFH

today is the 52nd anniversary of the greatest tv show ever created.

happy birthday, doctor who.

The parent trap remake with Johnny Depp playing the twins to get Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton together again

“Planets the Doctor hasn’t been to. That sounds fair.” the Master said, brushing his fingers through Mikey’s hair. “I’ll find a few places you’ll like, some pretty planets.”

“Wouldn’t it be cool if a planet had, like, pink dirt?” Pink had always been Mikey’s favorite color.

He stared at the wound for a long time, and then said, “I don’t have anything catalogued for a werewolf, but I can get creative. Let’s get you in the sick bay.”

He was two steps away from going all concerned parent on him. Just two steps. But he was in control for now. He could keep it. Right?

Mikey nodded and made his way towards the sick bay, limping as he did so. The bite was fairly deep. He was worried it was a werewolf bite since it wasn’t healing as fast as wounds of his normally did.

“It’s not healing,” he announced. “Why isn’t it healing?”

“Maybe that’s why you’re such an infant. Too much sugar. Try a hamburger some time.”

“No thanks--I’m cookietarian.”

Just want to let you all know, if I ever use an icon more than once in a thread, it’s because I only have 60 icons at the moment, and I will never use the same ones back to back if I can help it.

i think this might help?

http://www.hollow-art.com/searchsite?taxonomy_vocabulary_4_tid=John+Simm&taxonomy_vocabulary_15_tid=

NONONONONONNONONON THIS ONE IS THE BEST THIS ONE IS THE BESTTTTTTTTTT

oh my god

“I’m not gonna bribe you with cookies to get you to hunt with me. Actual child, I swear.”

“But I’m hungry and my primary food source is cookies!”

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Story of my life

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

“rips apart your skeleton” I’m crying