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All of Time and Space

@benedryl-cumberbund / benedryl-cumberbund.tumblr.com

Seize the day. Allons-y. One day more. Adventure is out there. I hope to make you laugh with my charming personality and wit.
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one thing i love about queen is that 80% of the time, they never look like they’re dressed for the same event 

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palenoface

from left to right, they’re going to :

  • a job interview
  • buy some cigarettes and bread
  • disco
  • romantic diner in a very chic restaurant
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glumshoe

Alternatively:

  • a Skype job interview at a real estate company
  • to walk back and forth while carrying heavy bundles of tools over one shoulder and pausing to dramatically wipe the sweat off his brow and take a long, careless swig from a water bottle, right where he can be observed doing this by his crush
  • an intergalactic disco space orgy
  • a different, but slightly seedier intergalactic disco space orgy
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cherryholley

Alternatively alternatively:

• Teacher at a parent-teacher conference • Painting a wall • Gay club (ironically not Freddie wearing it) • Pickup artist lesson for vampires

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Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

  • It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology
  • It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman
  • If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter
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darkbluemint

I’m into this

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swan2swan

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pluto’s reaction:

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Do you ever see something that’s just so blatantly wrong that you have to wonder what could’ve possibly happened in that person’s life to lead them to believe the shit they’re saying?

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I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

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oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

you freed him like pandora’s box

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gyarados

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

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holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming 

i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions

The frog in tom holland’s mouth is actually tobey maguire

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my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

This was weirdly motivating

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