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friendamedes

apocalypse wrapped

you killed 1.5 billion cows!

you were responsible for the death of all your friends!

your top stream was on june 10th, 2028, in which a corpse flipped off PETA! it had 20.8 million views!

you resurrected the earth as barbie!

you murdered zero billionaires and every member of the working class!

you made catholicism woke!

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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

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xargon

@enzymedevice I am losing it and this can’t stay in the tags

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

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seravph

angels ARE talking to me not in a 444 777 way but in a deeply tortured prophetic martyrdom saint joan of arc way

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no more movies or video games, only sacred hilltops and the movement of stars across the night sky… and certainly no more TV

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