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taurielings
and i think to myself
what a wonderful world
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pastassassins
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
Adding my humble offering of another note for the goddess of posts
I’d only heard of this post in legends
The Hunt for Amanda is Eternal. Finding her: Inevitable.
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OTW is Recruiting AO3 Support Volunteers
The #OTW is Recruiting for Support Volunteers (Regular and Spanish speakers) to help fans using #AO3! Read on for more or help us signal boost: https://otw-news.org/2p8n3rza
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Anonymous asked:
I read klara and the sun a couple years ago and it wasn't really my thing (it kind of just bummed me out haha) but I'm actually kind of excited to see what Taika does with it? With some humour and also just seeing the stuff visually I feel like I'd like it more. What did you like about the book?
I read it fairly recently and i loved it, the ending especially took me out 🧎🏽♀️ i do think this is more suited to his general style too, especially with the way boy 2010 came out, i think this might have a similar vibe. Also love Jenna Ortega and what we know of the cast so far ❤️ excited for this!
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ID: A drawing captioned as “This asexual wont let you use them as a sheild for being anti kink. The drawing depicts two stick figures. One is angry with their arms crossed, saying, “You cant let those dirty kinksters into pride just think of the asexuals!” The other sticks figure has a more nuetral expression and is rubbing their arm. saying, “I’m capable of seeing a guy in a harness actually”. Above the stick figure’s head is a split asexual/leather pride flag. (End ID)
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐
you: the worst post of 2016
me, an intellectual: modern art
Look everyone look
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Anonymous asked:
Dream knew it was a mistake to go out with Desire.
Their sister said that he and Desire needed to bury the hatchet, but nights out with Desire always devolve into drunkenness and some ill-advised competition. Dream always wakes up the next day (afternoon) in some unfortunate position, not remembering where most of his clothes are.
This time it might be worse, not a tramp stamp or pregnancy scare (well wait) bad, but what feels like, to Dream's morning gunked closed eyes, a ring on his left ring finger. Dream is very aggressively not thinking it's a wedding ring.
When Dream finally opens his eyes (he can't hide forever), yep, that's a ring,,,,on his ring finger. Somehow, Dream new bad decisions include a wedded partner (and at this point Dream can't even be sure if it's a husband or a wife).
Then the bedroom door opens and this gorgeous man walks in with a tray piled high with breakfast foods, and a blush trailing down into what looks like lush chest hair......well at least visually Dream can guess the root of his bad decision.
Hob never thought he'd have a husband. Definitely not one this beautiful. Definitely not one that he only met less than 12 hours ago. Definitely not one whose name he doesn't even know. But here he is! And he figured that he'd better at least provide a peace offering (muffins, fruit, waffles, coffee).
Then Dream says something like "I can see why i married you" and Hob, who isn't really used to any kind of compliments really, nearly drops his entire breakfast tray. It takes Hob about 3 seconds to fall in love with his husband, whose name he still doesn't know.
They eat breakfast in silence, still mostly naked. And then Dream has a brief rant about Desire and where the everloving fuck they are right now. Hob chuckles gently and explains that he hasn't seen Desire either. At least, not since they officiated the wedding the night before. Dream buries his head in his hands - not only did Desire allow him to get drunkenly married, apparently they literally married him! (Of course Desire would be registered as a celebrant - just for situations like this.)
Hob offers some very pleasant hugs in commiseration, which Dream willingly accepts. He nuzzles his face into Hob’s chest and thinks that if this if what it's like to have a husband, well - it's not so bad, is it? Maybe Desire actually did him a favour.
Hugs turn to kisses, kisses turn to touches... and when Desire finally comes bursting in to gloat about their shenanigans, Hob has his mouth firmly wrapped around Dream’s cock. They are very frustrated to find that Dream seems to be very much experiencing wedded bliss... and Hob seems equally enthused about married life!
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they match....
nawksjdks 💀
have you met a single tumblr user who hasn't advocated for firefox???? what else am i meant to say my dude
using tumblr on firefox as i reblog this
Someone make fan art
my phone crashed like 4 times trying to make a "quick" doodle that got out of hand.. ibispaint hates gay people smh my head
yeah okay ill reblog that
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Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.
he puts “autism level 9000” in your chart and sends you on your way then has 2 glasses of wine that night
good post willgrahamscock
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[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!
the ants in my kitchen when i eat shit and die off a stepladder
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Things you can do on the train
- Read a book
- Watch the scenery
- Color
- Paint if you have a steady hand
- Talk to friends
- Play a video game
- Watch a film with a portable DVD player
- Kill a demon
- Take photos
- Listen to music
- Snack in the Cafe car
- People watch
- Possibly play cards
- Other things
can we make out with pretty lesbians
I knew I forgot something
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Noël : Jésus a pris chair
Pâques : Jésus a pris cher
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I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.
You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.
You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.
You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.
"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.
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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.
It’s 2023, women can have as many legs and feathers as they want- get with the times.
BEHOLD! TUMBLR'S WOMAN!
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Yeah, that tracks.
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.
sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3
My powers far exceed him.
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The culprits (i would die for them)
C // Amythestsparkles • Hal Brindley
Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.
Native wild animals engaging in natural animal behaviors?!?! I'm shocked!
Image by http://wryote.bsky.social
She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.
She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.
