do u ever see a theory and ur like ‘nah the writers aren’t that clever’

Nicki is not here for the security guard being on his phone on the job 😂

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

self esteem goals

Do not separate them.

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win

norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest

rescue.mp4

how to silence your bigot relatives on thanksgiving

This is the funniest thing SNL has done in a while. Whoever did Matthew’s cat eye deserves a trophy

This was literally my thanksgiving.

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

Wasn’t the world supposed to end in 2012??? That was a good plan who fucked that up

omg